Member Since: 9/1/2012
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Words cannot describe how mad, sad, and distraught I am.
Dearest Judd: You are without-a-doubt, a redneck hillbilly whose brought nothing but stress and anger to the viewers of America due to your utterly jarring voice, and ridiculous game-play.
My dearest GinaMarie: There are no words that can describe how ridiculous you are. I sincerely hope that Nick issues a restraining order against your psychotic ass, and that you educate yourself in the future!
Oh, Andy: It really isn't your fault that you look like a barbaric naked mole rat! I guess you were just Born That Way (pun intended). All I can say is that hopefully raggedy annie will go back to the guest house where she belongs!
Beloved, Spencer: I have nothing to say. You're probably the biggest floater of them all. Needless to say, whether you win or not, you'll always be back on the farm chopping wood, cuz after all, isn't that what lumberjacks do?
and finally...
Darling McCrae: All I have to say is good luck. You'll probably be sent home next by the worst and most embarrassing alliance in big brother history. You could've made it to the final 2, only if you opened your eyes and teamed up with Queenlissa and knocked out the Rat or Frog this week. But... you didn't. And honestly, it was only bad on your part. You're giving the game to 4 floaters, and there's nothing your sad, whiny little puppy dog face can do about it.
ELISSA is the true winner of BB15. I will continue to watch just to see what happens next, but I'm not rooting for anyone, I could absolutely care less who wins. (If I had to choose, I'd rather see GM win over Andy or Judd).
I shall be waiting until Sept 18th when I can see the Queen in life form again, and watch her slay America with her sassy comebacks, and nice wad of $25,000 in her pocket that America handed over to her.
From outside the Big Brother house, I'm ARTPØP, goodnight.
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