"Gladiators - Lady Gaga, Beyonce, Rihanna & Katy Perry" #1 for 10 months.
It'd honestly be so epic. Poking fun at the stan wars, pointing the finger at the media pitting female artists against one another etc.
I'm picturing a Klein shot video set in a couture colosseum. Very sleek and abstract with lions prowling and paparazzi cameras flashing in the audience. Each girl has a 'cell' in the corner of the arena which matches their personality where they do their verses, before the choruses taking place on the battlefield.
