[Kitt]

^ OMG somebody help this poor soul I don't even know where to start.

[Lippy]

Originally posted by Haus_of_Will

I don't know where to post this, but gurls I'm scared.

My younger sibling found an adult toy in my room when he was tearing the place up looking for a damn lint brush.

I made sure to hide it securely, behind a fake wall under my desk, but the child found it.

At church today he told me about it and is threatening to blackmail me.

Here's a little background on my family:

Mother:
-"Lord sent me down to the Earth to be a light for the filthy heathens."
-"I believe a man and a man can be married, but have to be castrated first and put under surveillance so they don't have sex."
-Doesn't bat an eyelash when news about gay bullying or hate crimes come on the TV
-Complains in any movie if there is a single suggestion of homo eroticism

Father:
-More lax in his political and religious beliefs
-Sent me to sports camps every summer of middle school to "man me up"
-Has said before that he doesn't care who you love, but has a personality that he probably would care if it was his own child

Sibling [the one mentioned]:
-14
-Homophobic to an extent (probably a social thing he picked up in school)
-LOATHES me

I expect some responses like "come out of the closet already phaggg" or whatever, but i'm not entirely sure of my sexuality yet.
I just wanted to experiment with the toy, I only bought it a couple weeks ago.

I'm truly shaken right now and need some advice ATRL.

Is the toy a *****?

Do you get drunk sometimes? If yes, you can pretend that once you got drunk with your friends and randomly just found it in your bag or something and didn't want it to throw out so you just hid it in your room

Wish you luck.

[Ares]

So, I went to the beach with some friends last night, now usually I don't like hanging out with them too long because we always end up in up in trouble when we hang out. But after spending the whole day at the beach without incident, **** went down.
We went to go walk on the peir and one of my friends pulled a bong out her purse and proceed to light UP in front of like 50 people. I was like Gurl What the **** are you doing?! She giggled and blew smoke in my face. I almost forgot she was a girl because lord knows I was about knock ha out. So she put it away and as we were leaving....a cop car pulled up. I was like Oh, God here we go again. So my friend got arrested and the rest of us were detained until our parents came and got us. This is the 2nd time I've been "detained" over this bitch's ********.

Never again.

[Suede]

Originally posted by Haus_of_Will

I don't know where to post this, but gurls I'm scared.

My younger sibling found an adult toy in my room when he was tearing the place up looking for a damn lint brush.

I made sure to hide it securely, behind a fake wall under my desk, but the child found it.

At church today he told me about it and is threatening to blackmail me.

Here's a little background on my family:

Mother:
-"Lord sent me down to the Earth to be a light for the filthy heathens."
-"I believe a man and a man can be married, but have to be castrated first and put under surveillance so they don't have sex."
-Doesn't bat an eyelash when news about gay bullying or hate crimes come on the TV
-Complains in any movie if there is a single suggestion of homo eroticism

Father:
-More lax in his political and religious beliefs
-Sent me to sports camps every summer of middle school to "man me up"
-Has said before that he doesn't care who you love, but has a personality that he probably would care if it was his own child

Sibling [the one mentioned]:
-14
-Homophobic to an extent (probably a social thing he picked up in school)
-LOATHES me

I expect some responses like "come out of the closet already phaggg" or whatever, but i'm not entirely sure of my sexuality yet.
I just wanted to experiment with the toy, I only bought it a couple weeks ago.

I'm truly shaken right now and need some advice ATRL.

I'm in your situation too (minus the toy) but if I were you I'd come up with an excuse like "my friends played a prank on me" or something? Surely they'll believe you than your little brother?

[Suede]

Originally posted by Ace.

So, I went to the beach with some friends last night, now usually I don't like hanging out with them too long because we always end up in up in trouble when we hang out. But after spending the whole day at the beach without incident, **** went down.
We went to go walk on the peir and one of my friends pulled a bong out her purse and proceed to light UP in front of like 50 people. I was like Gurl What the **** are you doing?! She giggled and blew smoke in my face. I almost forgot she was a girl because lord knows I was about knock ha out. So she put it away and as we were leaving....a cop car pulled up. I was like Oh, God here we go again. So my friend got arrested and the rest of us were detained until our parents came and got us. This is the 2nd time I've been "detained" over this bitch's ********.

Never again.

Dump ha

[Suede]

My interest for guys has deteriorated... I'm now 100% certain I'm bisexual.

[Haus_of_Will]

Originally posted by Lippy

Is the toy a *****?

Do you get drunk sometimes? If yes, you can pretend that once you got drunk with your friends and randomly just found it in your bag or something and didn't want it to throw out so you just hid it in your room

Wish you luck.

Yes.

Originally posted by Roc

I'm in your situation too (minus the toy) but if I were you I'd come up with an excuse like "my friends played a prank on me" or something? Surely they'll believe you than your little brother?

I don't think my parents would buy the friend excuse, they've never seen me drunk either.

I also don't bring friends to my house because my parents are prudish and it would just be awkward.

Now that i've calmed down I might just play dumb if they bring it up, I just hid it somewhere else anyway. I can act.

He has no physical evidence, and they like me more than him anyway. #poordat

Thanks for the suggestions y'all.

[Suede]

When my crush refers to me as "bro"

[Suede]

Originally posted by Haus_of_Will

Yes.



I don't think my parents would buy the friend excuse, they've never seen me drunk either.

I also don't bring friends to my house because my parents are prudish and it would just be awkward.

Now that i've calmed down I might just play dumb if they bring it up, I just hid it somewhere else anyway. I can act.

He has no physical evidence, and they like me more than him anyway. #poordat

Thanks for the suggestions y'all.

Oh well then you're safe!

[Suede]

He keeps on sending me these pics of him when he was like 12 and obese

LIKE WHY CAN'T YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND ME A NUDE

[Haus_of_Will]

Originally posted by Roc

Oh well then you're safe!

I was just afraid because it was right after the heat of the exchange.
Now that I look back it seems a bit silly to get upset over it.

[Suede]

Originally posted by Haus_of_Will

I was just afraid because it was right after the heat of the exchange.
Now that I look back it seems a bit silly to get upset over it.

Aww! Well whatever happens just make sure you're safe

[★NAOKI★]

Originally posted by Ace.

So, I went to the beach with some friends last night, now usually I don't like hanging out with them too long because we always end up in up in trouble when we hang out. But after spending the whole day at the beach without incident, **** went down.
We went to go walk on the peir and one of my friends pulled a bong out her purse and proceed to light UP in front of like 50 people. I was like Gurl What the **** are you doing?! She giggled and blew smoke in my face. I almost forgot she was a girl because lord knows I was about knock ha out. So she put it away and as we were leaving....a cop car pulled up. I was like Oh, God here we go again. So my friend got arrested and the rest of us were detained until our parents came and got us. This is the 2nd time I've been "detained" over this bitch's ********.

Never again.

MESS with a capital T.

Your friend has no common sense, first of all. Using a bong where people could see, let alone at the beach?!?!

Don't get me wrong, I'm 420 friendly. But there's a TIME and PLACE to smoke. Do not associate yourself with that person anymore. You don't want to get into any more trouble.

[ririfan21]

Originally posted by Roc

He keeps on sending me these pics of him when he was like 12 and obese

LIKE WHY CAN'T YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND ME A NUDE

[Miles Caulfield]

The realization just set in that tomorrow I'm registering for my last year of high school.

I don't want to have to leave high school and have responsibilities.

[Suede]

Originally posted by ririfan21

DON'T JUDGE ME RIRIFAN

[Suede]

I've finally eaten :3

The quorn was nice :3

[ririfan21]

Originally posted by Roc

DON'T JUDGE ME RIRIFAN

I didn't say a word.

[Haunter]

Sometimes I want to break up with my Boyfriend for no reason at all.

[Harajuku]

Lord that Bonnie McKee is catchy as hell.