Team Britney needs to hire me. I'd make sure to replace Britney's meds with placebos (fake, sugar pills for your foreign stans ), lace her Starbucks with 5-Hour-Energy and Adderall whenever she had an appearance, send her ass to a skin care specialist for a few hours every day, lock her in the house and pretend to have lost keys if she looked a mess before an event (Gold dress X Factor), keep David on check and make sure his Virginia Tech groupie ass stays in debt with no money from QUEEN, and keep Papa Spears from feeding her his famous Grits and feeding it to Hannah and the other dogs instead because QUEEN needs to keep her body (ARMS) slim.
Britney - What happens in las vegas stays in las vegas
INTRO
1. Toxic
2. I’m Slave 4 U
CABARET
1. Circus
2. Criminal
3. If You Seek Amy
4. You Drive Me Crazy
NIGHTLIFE
5. Gimme More
6. Get Naked
7. Trouble For Me
8. Hold It Against Me
POPSTAR
9. I Wanna Go
10. Overprotected
11. Womanizer
12. Piece Of Me
13. Oops I Did It Again
14. He About To Lose Me
SEX
15. Breathe Of Me
16. Touch Of My Hand
17. Radar
18. Boys (Slow sexy version)
INTERLUDE
19. Everytime
PARTY
20. Scream & Shout
21. Till The World Ends
22. Up N’ Down
23. Baby One More Time Remix
24. Oh La La
25. Stronger
Britney - What happens in las vegas stays in las vegas
INTRO
1. Toxic
2. I’m Slave 4 U
CABARET
1. Circus
2. Criminal
3. If You Seek Amy
4. You Drive Me Crazy
NIGHTLIFE
5. Gimme More
6. Get Naked
7. Trouble For Me
8. Hold It Against Me
POPSTAR
9. I Wanna Go
10. Overprotected
11. Womanizer
12. Piece Of Me
13. Oops I Did It Again
14. He About To Lose Me
SEX
15. Breathe Of Me
16. Touch Of My Hand
17. Radar
18. Boys (Slow sexy version)
INTERLUDE
19. Everytime
PARTY
20. Scream & Shout
21. Till The World Ends
22. Up N’ Down
23. Baby One More Time Remix
24. Oh La La
25. Stronger
Um no.. Stop. We haven't even gotten confirmation.
Does Britney have any "**** you" type of breakup anthem? She needs one.
Mannequin probably contains the most badass lines from a Britney song. It's one kind of urban anthem I need on Masterpiece 8. A S&S-Remix-sized mess would make me vomit.
Either Britney will have the blessing of carrying Jesus Christ's incarnated offspring (the Second Coming!) OR she's hooked up with a Latino named Jesus (which is more than likely true!).
Either Britney will have the blessing of carrying Jesus Christ's incarnated offspring (the Second Coming!) OR she's hooked up with a Latino named Jesus (which is more than likely true!).
), lace her Starbucks with 5-Hour-Energy and Adderall whenever she had an appearance, send her ass to a skin care specialist for a few hours every day, lock her in the house and pretend to have lost keys if she looked a mess before an event (Gold dress X Factor), keep David on check and make sure his Virginia Tech groupie ass stays in debt with no money from QUEEN, and keep Papa Spears from feeding her his famous Grits and feeding it to Hannah and the other dogs instead because QUEEN needs to keep her body (ARMS) slim. 
