It was the wrong direction
for me and him same
I wanted some taco loving
While he wanted sausage
And that was when I
Said to him, hey why dont you brush your hair?
He was a little faqqot that just didnt care
When I was on top with a fake wee
He called me louis, So i called him Emily
*guitar solo*
A few months gone by, we took a trip to the zoo
When everyone saw my buttcrack
We stole a baby and pretended it was ours
Thats when he asked to call me Tyler
And that was when I
said to him, hey are you sure youre not gay
Cuz it really seems that way
You took me to a male strip club
and bought me tickets to broadway
That night I was sure he wished I was male
He called me zayn, so I called him Abigail
Woah woah
What have I got my self into
I miss my labia love
This isnt right
Its the end of the night
There were only a few things left to say
Our last night together, I thought I had the last straw
He put a fake beard on me, and said
he wished I was a man- a
He called me Niall, so I called him Dianna
Woahh yeah!
Somethings sure fishy, when you find
Thongs in his underwear drawer
That last day me and him would ever meet
He called me Liam, so I called him Ashley
Anyone else think the Fearless Platinum songs were chosen because they described how Taylor felt after the break up with Joe? (I know CIWTR was written before they dated, but the message makes it seem like it was recycled to be about him). Obviously, F&A is about him and I think JTF was written while they were dating and "last summer was magical" came from looking back on the good times.
Jump Then Fall:
Last summer was magical
Forever & Always
I still miss who I thought he was
Come in with the Rain:
I won't admit that I wish you'd come back
The Other Side of the Door:
What I was really thinking when I slammed the door
