[Evil-laugh]

OMG some bitch left chewing gum on my cinema seat now my ass smells like mint

[Harajuku]

Mess! I can't even remember how many times I've sat on gum

[Evil-laugh]

Originally posted by FantasySoul

Mess! I can't even remember how many times I've sat on gum

It's so annoying
Thanks god I have some hairspray left

[Hollywood.]

"I'll just check my email quickly, then go to bed."

2 hours later, I'm still online.

[Harajuku]

I will not get banned
I will not get banned
I will not get banned
I will not get banned
I will not get banned
I will not get banned

[Harajuku]

Reminding myself i cant afford WP's

[americanshameless]

Originally posted by FantasySoul

I will not get banned
I will not get banned
I will not get banned
I will not get banned
I will not get banned
I will not get banned

Let me report for spam.

[Lippy]

I have such a big ***** when I'm wearing tracksuit

[I'm JAVIng Fun]

OMG my underwear ripped open when I bended over to reach my shoes

[Hollywood.]

[americanshameless]

Originally posted by I'm JAVIng Fun

OMG my underwear ripped open when I bended over to reach my shoes

Maybe it wasn't your trousers ripping. Maybe you farted or better yet, sharted.

[Pelvic Thrust]

I just got home from the dentist and OMG the rubber of my braces are so tight she told me to take analgesics for 4 days.

[Harajuku]

Originally posted by americanshameless

Let me report for spam.

You and that damn gif

[Harajuku]

I need to get some sleep but i can't

[americanshameless]

Originally posted by FantasySoul

You and that damn gif

Problem?

[Igrt]

This internet connection is now annoying me with this ****.

[Igrt]

What $5 can get you at fast food:
1 box of Pizza from Little Caesars
$5 box from taco bell
1 foot long from subway
1 ChickFilHATE sandwich
1 Grande Vanilla Bean Frappuccino from Starbucks
$5 box from Hardee's
1 burger tray from Cook-Out
5 Bo-berry biscuits from Bojangle's
3 - 4 Whopper Jrs or 5 Bacon burgers from BK
1 McChicken value meal,2 Daily Doubles and a small fry,or 5 McDoubles/McChickens from McDonald's
5 Jr cheeseburgers from Wendy's
5 snackers from KFC

Wow I feel fat.

[I'm JAVIng Fun]

Originally posted by americanshameless

Maybe it wasn't your trousers ripping. Maybe you farted or better yet, sharted.

nope, I was only wearing my underwear in my room, I stood bent down to move my shoes outside but then... (you know the rest)

[Cobrastyle.]

My old username is back!!!

[BIAATCH]

Yesterday was amazing. I met Nervo they're so cute Now today Afrojack and R3HAB