Fans: Gaga, we want The Fame Monster back!
SHOWstudio: Here's a new Monster Ball interlude from The Fame Monster Era.
Fans: Ew no, wtf is this mess? We want ARTPOP news.
Gaga: Here's some news about an ARTPOP documentary I'm doing.
Fans: Ew no, wtf we want some other type of news.
Gaga: *stays away from the Internet*
Fans: Why doesn't Gaga care about us anymore? She's changed.
Remember outside the Chateau Marmont when monsters were like screaming TEOG and she basically was like its time to go to sleep
And also that one time she posted a FUGLY pic of herself with her eyes bawling out after they broke into her house at night but sadly I don't think they understood
And also that one time she posted a FUGLY pic of herself with her eyes bawling out after they broke into her house at night but sadly I don't think they understood