Not really I just sucked in High School like I never got anything higher then a C in Math and idk about other states but like In the California schools like USC and UCLA they really look at your Math and English grades and like you have to take four years of a language and this and that, and I never followed the road map I just did what I needed to take to graduate.
I wanted to go to the Femme Fatale tour. But my parents were like "NOOOO! " BITCHES.
omg same here sis. Every Summer we have this concert series on the waterfront and the only artists that come are country artists. We did get Big Time Rush this last summer but I'm not really here for them.
Yeah! Idk what I wanna do yet, either major in journalism or music production/writing. Part of me still wants to be a Graphic Designer, and there's this amazing school in San Fransisco I wanna go to.
Idk, I can't decide @_@, so I'm just trying to test the waters right now.
Hello Castaways! You guys have not been here for awhile unfortunately. However, It's the time to reveal your scores for the 13th Round of the game as well as the 3rd round of the merge! We are back to the previous judging average we used in the rounds before the merge. The rates will be added up then divided by 4.
Let's get started...
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1. TheSeenScene & AdamAL4 - Rita Ora & Rihanna
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Originally posted by AdamAL4
Tha Qween Rita Ora
vs.
Tha BASIC-ASS Rihanna
Miss Rita is obviously superior to her lessor Robyn Rihanna Fenty. I mean, it didn't take Rita three albums before she got a number 1 in the UK. Only a TRUE QWEEN could hit that top spot with her DEBUT album. With ha album "Ora" coming out in the US in 2013, it's clear that Rita Lorda is coming for wigs internationally. I hope Rih has her ratchet-*** one superglued - but even that won't help. Now, let's compare their singing abilities. Here is Rita's AMAZING and ICONIC single "Shine Ya Light" And here is a snippet of Rihanna covering Mariah's song "Hero", along with some ACCURATE and 100% REAL celebrity reactions. Talk about how Rita is better below
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Dillon - 5.5 - Thanks whoever found that Rihanna video because that and the picture of Rihanna's forehead were the only interesting things. I thought the Rita Lorda name was cute as well. Never heard that one before...too used to Rita Oral or Rita Whora. You're right about us not wanting esays but we wanted at least something to work with. Not good guys. Sorry.
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Ray: 6 “I found your thread really simple-minded. Best delusion on it is calling Shine Ya Light iconic, though. To be fair though, Rihanna sings Mariah’s hero so off-key that you seem to be making a good point. I won’t judge the album thingy since Rita hasn’t had a release here in the US, and I feel that there aren’t just enough delusional points to prove Rita is better than Rihanna, when this is by far one of the most off-comparisons in this round.“
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Anna - TheSeenScene & AdamAL4 - 4 - this was pretty short. you didn't put a lot of facts, there wasn't much delusion.
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Alexz - 5 - I kinda disappointed since this is more of a "let's state the facts and drag Rihanna" thread than a "Rita is a WW Pop Goddess, she has T-shirts she's bigger than the Beatles", you guys had plenty of time yet this is full of facts you can found on Wikipedia (Rita #1s, etc) and YouTube, this ain't delusional at all. I guess you guys were busy or something...too bad.
2. MWB & SynxtaxError - Keri Hilson & Beyonce
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Originally posted by SyntaxError
Beyonpe fans have been pissing me off with their Keri shade recently.
How dare they come for KerSUS when Pretty Girl Rock outpeaked Run the World.
How dare they come for KerLORD when she doesn't have to bleach to look beautiful
The BeyHIV keep on trying to come for Keri HilGOD with their STD infected, ghetto-ass booties and their weak shade! Too bad they'll die of Syphilis by the next BeyoncFLOP album anyway. It's not like much of the FilthHive graduated middle school anyway, so it's not like they can understand such complex concepts like "safe sex"
Second, I see the Beyhive continue to praise their faves looks
Let's see some pics of UGLEEoncè
Do those pics make it much easier to see why there is filthy fly that has Fugleyonce's name?
Now Keri
Fugleoncè could neva
Third, Bey stans keep on coming for KerALLAH's lack of "iconic moments" and lack of talent!
Let's face it BeyHIV, if you didn't have room-temperature level IQ's you could see Keli's PGR video is clearly more iconic than the Single Ladies one Single Ladies just spawned some sillly dance no1curred about while the QUEEN made a empowering video to black women everywhere
I mean, even a dumba$$ like Dylan can see that
And let's not bring live performances into this :
WannaBeyoncè
Keri HilMOSES
MULTI-PLATINUM SINGLES
Keri's iconic smash hit "Pretty Girl Rock" has sold and peaked higher than Blahyonce flopped song "Run The World (Flops)". Getting dat critically acclaimed from sites like Entertainment Weekly and USA Today. Calling it one of the stand out tracks from her successful album "No Boys Allowed"
KeriLegend isn't local like Blehyonce. Her global hits "Energy", "I Like" and "Return The Favor" were very HUGE. They became successful in the UK, Germany, Australia and New Zealand. AND They were urban influences songs. While every urban single of Flopyonce song like "Diva" and "Videophone" flopped. ****oncé had to resort to showing off her baby bump to try to convince all those ghetto teen mothers to buy her music. (That was easy since the filthy ghetto is the TrashHive's natural habitat).
We all know that swollen belly is just fat rolls from all the pepsi she's been caught drinking
KEEP IT KERI KLASSY
Keri is one of the most Klassy girls in the game. She doesn't have to rely on sex appeal or getting pregnant like Flopyonce in order to sell an album. Her music video "The Way You Do It" gained more attention and views than any Craponce video from "4". And that fact she done while not looking like a skanky ***** from one of those TLC reality show like Beyonce did in "Dance For You" , really shows how much respect she has for herself. Floponce sexy music vids are just Bey thrusting various parts of her body into the air so fat men can watch her and masturbate furiously.
Finally, there are way too many Bey stans thinking Shitonce can actually dnace. Let me tell you that Keri is one of the best dancers in the game, her smooth and sensual style is a beauty Ulgyonce can't touch
Now Beyhive, ask yourself this, is there anything you fave is better at then Keri?
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Dillon - 10 - The black Bey and white Bey Nintendo DS Covers You definitely got the concept. The wikipedia screenshot made me giggle. Saying Keri doesn't rely on sex appeal The Way You Love Me Video...I can't To sum it up, great work...from both of you I assume
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Ray: 10. “The delusion is ON POINT. Specially the Wikipedia article of scaptia beyoncaecae saying Bey is a horrible animal creature. “Fugleeoncé” truly Works in terms of beauty because she’s far better-looking than Keri. And well, the multi-platinum singles thing is really delusionally obvious. To add to the already mad and crazy thread, the Pokemon versions of Beyonce got me CACKLING. KEEP IT KERI KLASSY. Excellent job.”
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Anna - MWB & SynxtaxError - 7 - I see a lot of flamebait and delusion here. I wish you would have focused a bit more on Keri instead of dragging Bey's fanbase, though.
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Alexz - 9 - You guys did good! The delusional all over the place, the part where you say Keri's dance skills are better than Beyoncé made me laugh, the gifs were spot on!
Title of Thread: Cheryl Cole WHO? Bitch can't top Nicole Slayzinger
Cheryl, sit your ass down and thank Ashely Cole for the career that you have now, because god knows you cannot sing to save your life boo. Nicole doesn't need no one to try and stay relevant.
What type of person still clings onto hers ex-husbands last name. Oh thats why. Tweedy is so not a superstar name.
the name alone, Nicole Scherzinger gives so much persona than Cheryl Tweety..
Okay, then let's talk about their group. The Pussycat Dolls have sold more records worldwide. than Girls Aloud all thanks to Nicole. 15 million albums and 37 million singles worldwide. WHEN WILL GIRLS ALOUD? Girls aloud never sold records past Ireland. and we all know that Nicole Scherzinger was the main reason to the Pussycat Dolls success unlike Cheryl with Girls Aloud. Of course they are hit in UK but that was thanks to the GROUP unlike with PCD with DIVA Nicole who dominated the UK AND US and that was all thanks to Nicole. Don't forget Nicole alone having 2 UK Top 10 hits alone! and she is from USA. Okay, when will Cheryl do that in US
I'm not surprised Cheryl hates Scherzinger. I mean Nicole isn't white.
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Tweedy was charged with both racially-aggravated assault and simple assault. The former hinged on whether she had called Miss Amogbokpa "a ****ing bitch" as a witness claimed, or "a ****ing black bitch"
NICOLE WOULD NEVER. She loves anyone know matter what colour their was race they are
Now look at this picture below. Nicole Scherzinger with her fans. You don't see her calling someone a ****ing white bitch do you now?
Remember that time when Cheryl was a judge on the X-Factor US?. oops. neither..how long did she last?. ONE WEEK. Who took her place?. oh wait, it was Queen Nicole.
I mean she even won this poll on this website, which clearly shows people love her over Cheryl. it's just simple logic.
Even Sharon Osbourne hailed Scherzinger as a better judge than Cheryl Cole on the X-Factor US. I MEAN, FORGET GETTING PRAISED BY GAGA OR BRITNEY, IF YOU GET HAILED BY SHARON OSBOURNE, YOU REALLY ARE ICONIC. CHERYL COLE COULD NEVER.
and who do these Cheryl Cole stans think they are when they say she does not Lip Sync
Nicole Scherzinger would never dare to lip sync. all of her performances are to the iconic standard
.........
Lests be real. no one in this world knows the lyrics to a Cheryl Cole song. so bye. At least they know the lyrics to Nicole Scherzinger's song.
"DON'T HOLD YOUR BREATHE"
SUCH AN ICONIC AND EMPOWERMENT SONG. CERTIFIED PLATNIUMN IN AUSTRALIA. COME BACK WHEN CHERYL REACHES THAT SUCCESS
Dillon - 10 - This was the hardest pair up in my opinion. There never really are Cheryl vs Nicole threads so you couldn't borrow ideas like you could have done with Jessie J & Katy Perry from the daily threads from JessieJHeartbeat I also made this one up last minute because I couldn't think of anymore. I was really shocked with how badly you guys dragged poor Cheryl because you two are the nicest contestants here especially Adr. You dragged the **** out of Cheryl and went to topics I didn't even know existed. You also did this in only one day...amazing job.
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Ray: 7. “I feel like this was the most hard comparison out of the bunch, because of their similar star level. Is not like Cheryl was way ahead of Nicole in terms of success. When you say: “ The Pussycat Dolls have sold more records worldwide than Girls Aloud all thanks to Nicole--well, that is actually true, and the PCD do sold everything out base don Nicole, so I don’t feel that’s too much delusional, which is what we’re looking for in this round. All The X-Factor memes and polls got me laughing though, that seemed mad and quirky.”
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Anna - iLukey & Adr - 7 - I think this was a good entry. it was readable, you used videos and pics and it was as delusional as it could be with these two. you also submitted the fastest.
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Alexz - 10 - Tho I think Cheryl is in fact the lesser on this comparison you guys did an amazing job, delusion all over this post, I screamed with the Sharon Osborne part, definitely my favorite entry this round!
4. Stevie & iggie45 - Jessie J & Katy Perry
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Originally posted by iggie45
Jessie J slaying that flop Katy Perry. (Thread Title)
Signed with Universal, Jessie J came to prominence following the release of her debut single, "Do It Like a Dude", which peaked at number two on the UK Singles Charts. After topping the charts in nineteen countries including the United Kingdom, France, Ireland, and New Zealand with the song "Price Tag", she released her debut album, Who You Are (2011) which charted at number two in the UK. Other releases from the album included "Nobody's Perfect", "Who's Laughing Now", and "Who You Are" which all charted within the top 20 in the UK, but the release of fifth single "Domino" spawned more international chart success, peaking at number 6 on the Billboard Hot 100 in the US, and becoming her second UK number one. The seventh single to be released from Who You Are, "LaserLight", became her sixth top ten single from the album, making her the first British female artist to have six top ten singles on one album.
1. She has T-shirts. When will your faves?
2. Who You Are is the first album in history to produce six or more top ten hits in the UK.
3. Price Tag was also the biggest collaboration of the year in the UK.
4. Domino is her biggest hit in the UK. While it's rumored that Jessie copied Katy it's the other way around. Katy copied Jessie's ideas to make Teenage Dream. Jessie started recording her album since 2005. The desperation.
5. Domino was certified 2x Platinum in the USA.
6. Jessie is always charting successfully in the UK.
7. As of April 2012 Jessie has sold 11 million singles and 2.5 million albums worldwide!
8. Jessie ruptured several tendons in her foot during rehearsals. She still performed even though the doctor told her not to. That's a true star and she obviously cares about her fans!
9. Jessie remains flawless and never got married to an ugly ass man who's **** is as small as they come.
10. Jessie is hotter and better looking than Katy.
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Dillon - 7.5 - This is okay. I mean you guys had one of the easier jobs this round. I liked the t-shirt line, the one about Russelll's penis (), and the one picture where Katy doesn't look prettier than Jessie. Not much else to say about this one. It wasn't bad at all, but it wasn't strong either.
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Ray: 9. “The sentence: “She has T-shirts. When will your faves?” alone stands for delusion, and calling out Katy’s marriage to Russell Brand, the whole idea of Katy copying Jessie to make Teenage Dream, and posting probably Katy’s worst picture ever, when Katy is obviously better looking, makes your entry the most delusional and mad out of them all. I feel that graphics could’ve been better, but the bullet list of how Jessie is better than Katy is just so off, that you got this round’s idea. Flawless job.”
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Anna - Stevie & iggie45 - 6 - this is very believable and written in a pretty neutral way. not flamebaity or anything like that.
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Alexz - 4 - Other than the "Jessie J has T-shirts" part (a phrase you guys didn't created), there's nothing delusional at all in this post since it's just facts...JessieJHeartbeat is literally the inspiration for this round and yet you didn't guys just copy paste info, where's the delusion? Wheres the Jessie J is more iconic and famous than Katy?, she's the real female Michael Jackson, her voice is better than Katy's, Price Tag had more cultural impact than I Kissed a Girl. I was ready to hate you guys but yet It was like I was reading Jessie J's biography on a fansite.
5. DripDrip & ImARudeBoy - Christina Aguilera & Britney Spears
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Originally posted by DripDrip
Title: Christina Vs. Britney: Why Xtina Is The LOTUS
Both Pop Diva's (well Britney is questionable) have always been face to face with their careers, always being compared to singles, always being compared with fashion, and lets not forget that feud Britney's team made up to try to have her keep up with Xtina's iconic and flawless Diirty look she was pulling off. Now that are competative reality singing shows we see who the real Queen is and was always, The Legend Of The United States: Xtina.
As we all know, the Legend X and ******* grew up together on the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. One of them achieved global success, while one stayed incredibly local. Let's compare...
Legend X is known for not caring about her sells and she makes music that comes from the soul whereas Britney is all about sales and her music is way sub-par. Christina nurtures her albums into pieces of art whereas Britney just wants to stay somewhat relevant by making gay dance "anthems" and tired sex songs.
More reason why Xtina ***** is because of her flawless, never "too-much" voice. She kills it every time she takes the stage. In comparison to Britney where she just mimes/lip syncs. Example of Britney's horrible voice:
Christina is just an overall better live performance, serving it every time, putting her whole heart and soul into every performance she does. Like a legend should.
Britney on the other hand....
While Britney fails to be a good person and gives nasty faces when people she doesn't like get through, Christina welcomes every contestant into each round is saddened by every elimination, unlike Robotney, who gives a slightly consoling look, but that is only because Simon created her with that feature.
The Voice would be nothing without Xtina, the ratings are going to plummet when she leaves the show, She is THE VOICE. Without her being on the voice, Adam Lambert would have never been inspired to write his biggest hit MLJ and if she never gave her vocals to that song, it would never have been as big as it was.
Last, Boringney, just make disposable albums that have nothing to them. The Legend Of The United States makes masterpieces and albums that are being praised today, do you hear anyone talk about or wear T-shirts with In The Zone or Blackout on them. No, you see people wearing shirts with Stripped and Back To Basics.
So, you tell me who had a bigger impact?
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Dillon - 9 - Ok, whoever wrote the Adam Lambert line is my favorite contestant. I loved the title and the indirect shade you guys made. You used nicknames and I loved the gif at the end of Britney. Alos, saying Christina is nice and Britney is a bitch I almost wish you would have used the gif of her reaction to Fifth Harmony making the finale. Overall, you guys made up for how much tiem it took you to do this.
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Ray: 8.5 – “The whole Peasant Britney thing with the McDonalds menu around her neck, and the B2B shirt things got me laughing To be honest I liked the thread’s overall presentation but the only thing that’s stopping me from making you guys give you a perfect score is the fact you presented “the voice” as an argument, as that’s clearly an asset Xtina has over Britney, so that’s not delusional at all. Anyways great job you guys!!”
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Anna - DripDrip & ImARudeBoy - 8 - you were probably the most delusional here. good job.
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Alexz - 8 - I gotta be honest, I was expecting more delusion and attitude on your post since the Xtina stans are one of the most delusional and cocky fanbase on this site, it's like they imitate Xtina somehow, also, but regardless of that I think you guys did a good this round.
Your team averages will now be revealed. It's now time to reveal the leaderboard without your rise/fall since we were in teams this round. The team who comes in 1st will be immune from tribal council giving the others a 1/8 chance of leaving this round.
Congratulations MWB & SyntaxError for earning the top spot this round! You two are immune at Tribal Council.
As for the rest of you, get ready to defend yourselves and your alliances because in these final rounds, the votes will not go as expected. No one is safe in this game.
Start talking to see who will be the 3rd Contestant eliminated from the Merge...only 9 will remain,
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1. TheSeenScene & AdamAL4 - Rita Ora & Rihanna
With ha album "Ora" coming out in the US in 2013, it's clear that Rita Lorda is coming for wigs internationally. I hope Rih has her ratchet-*** one superglued - but even that won't help. Now, let's compare their singing abilities. Here is Rita's AMAZING and ICONIC single "Shine Ya Light" And here is a snippet of Rihanna covering Mariah's song "Hero", along with some ACCURATE and 100% REAL celebrity reactions. Talk about how Rita is better below 
You definitely got the concept. The wikipedia screenshot made me giggle. Saying Keri doesn't rely on sex appeal 
The Way You Love Me Video...I can't To sum it up, great work...from both of you I assume 
