[conseeded]

Originally posted by KatyPerryPowns

Do you guys wanna know a funny story?

I uh, stuck a Popsicle down my throat to practice when I blow my boyfriend. (One day. When I get one) And I stuck it too far down my throat and accidentally almost made myself barf.

Girl, what if the popsicle got stuck in your mouth?

[KatyPerryPowns]

Originally posted by conseeded

Girl, what if the popsicle got stuck in your mouth?

Didn't really occur to me...
I'm very inner-blonde. I locked myself in a bathroom once...

[bullshizzlen]

I want a boyfriend.

[Fernando.]

[Guernica]

Originally posted by KatyPerryPowns

Do you guys wanna know a funny story?

I uh, stuck a Popsicle down my throat to practice when I blow my boyfriend. (One day. When I get one) And I stuck it too far down my throat and accidentally almost made myself barf.

Well, at least now you know your limit so you won't do that when you're with your boyfriend. I'm pretty sure guys don't like it when you vomit on their dicks, kinda ruins the mood.

[Will_]

Barack isn't really convincing me with this...

[Mimie]

Originally posted by Guernica

Well, at least now you know your limit so you won't do that when you're with your boyfriend. I'm pretty sure guys don't like it when you vomit on their dicks, kinda ruins the mood.

Guys like it when you gag on their dicks tho.

[lpd446]

Why can't I just delete embarrassing moments from my memory?

[conseeded]

Originally posted by KatyPerryPowns

Didn't really occur to me...
I'm very inner-blonde. I locked myself in a bathroom once...

Originally posted by bullshizzlen

I want a boyfriend.

Me too

[.:Allen:.]

Originally posted by Will_

Barack isn't really convincing me with this...

Romney's if if you're making more than 500,000 which is A LOT! Obama wants to tax those people so it doesn't surprise or bother me.

[*Lazy Daze*]

I miss the Good Girl Gone Bad Ri Ri

[Lyrical.]

I'm going to see President Obama and Bill Clinton speak at my school tomorrow. I'm so excited. I'm gonna cry

[Cherry'O]

panic attacks

[conseeded]

My armpit itches and it's pissing me off.

[Loghen]

I'm jamming to Eye of the Tiger and I'm alone yet I feel ashamed.

[Invader]

Hurry up unapologetic

[Midnight]

Creatures of mercy, shoot them down and set me free.

[Starstruck.]

I want to change my username so bad

[Prometheus.]

So I am currently in love with Romanian dance music.

[.:Allen:.]

Originally posted by WhyYouMadTho

I'm going to see President Obama and Bill Clinton speak at my school tomorrow. I'm so excited. I'm gonna cry

Lucky as hell

Take some pictures!!