Alicia Keys: "As someone who has a lot in common with the Queen, Angelina Jolie, I admire her a lot. Unfortunately I'm not as iconic as her. I would have loved to perform tonight but the Queen said that she'd rather not hear my off-key screeching vocals. Anyways the winner of Homewrecker of the Year is....
RICHGIRLPLANET! STOP SHADING JOLIE FOR ****"S SAKE!"
Alicia Keys: "As someone who has a lot of common with the Queen, Angelina Jolie, I admire her a lot. Unfortunately I'm not as iconic as her. I would have loved to perform tonight but the Queen said that she'd rather not hear my off-key screeching vocals. Anyways the winner of Homewrecker of the Year is....
RICHGIRLPLANET! STOP SHADING JOLIE FOR ****"S SAKE!"
*Beyonce and Lady Gaga finally arrive. Beyonce has brought her daughter Blue Ivy with her. Jay-Z is nowhere to be found because ugly people are not allowed to enter (except for Kate Winslet and Ke$ha). Beyonce better guard Blue Ivy before Jolie's handlers steal her*
*Beyonce and Lady Gaga finally arrive. Beyonce has brought her daughter Blue Ivy with her. Jay-Z is nowhere to be found because ugly people are not allowed to enter (except for Kate Winslet and Ke$ha). Beyonce better guard Blue Ivy before Jolie's handlers steal her*
Alicia Keys: "As someone who has a lot of common with the Queen, Angelina Jolie, I admire her a lot. Unfortunately I'm not as iconic as her. I would have loved to perform tonight but the Queen said that she'd rather not hear my off-key screeching vocals.
*Beyonce and Lady Gaga finally arrive. Beyonce has brought her daughter Blue Ivy with her. Jay-Z is nowhere to be found because ugly people are not allowed to enter (except for Kate Winslet and Ke$ha). Beyonce better guard Blue Ivy before Jolie's handlers steal her*
*Beyonce and Lady Gaga finally arrive. Beyonce has brought her daughter Blue Ivy with her. Jay-Z is nowhere to be found because ugly people are not allowed to enter (except for Kate Winslet and Ke$ha). Beyonce better guard Blue Ivy before Jolie's handlers steal her*
*Beyonce and Lady Gaga finally arrive. Beyonce has brought her daughter Blue Ivy with her. Jay-Z is nowhere to be found because ugly people are not allowed to enter (except for Kate Winslet and Ke$ha). Beyonce better guard Blue Ivy before Jolie's handlers steal her*
*Beyonce and Lady Gaga finally arrive. Beyonce has brought her daughter Blue Ivy with her. Jay-Z is nowhere to be found because ugly people are not allowed to enter (except for Kate Winslet and Ke$ha). Beyonce better guard Blue Ivy before Jolie's handlers steal her*