In the name of the E.T., the Firework, and the holy Teenage Dream, amen.
Hail Kety, full of #1's.
The Lord Perry is with thee.
Blessed our ears with your slayage,
and blessed is the perfection of thy ablum,
Teenage Dream.
Holy Kety, Queen of The Hot 100,
pray for the pressed souls,
now until the hour of around 3PM every Wednesday.
Amen.
You can see from 2008 she has no red carpet experience at all... Think it's pretty cool how now she's a big artist and how it all started with a guitar at 13. So much retrospect.
She is so massive there. 
So much retrospect.