The show's script:
She steps in:
"Konbanwa, animals!"
"I'm here to perform old songs from Animal and Cannibal, I hope you'll like it"
*shouting crowds*
"We need new songs, Ke$ha"
Ke$ha: "It's too loud, I can hardly hear it, so let's start with Tik Tok, my debut single"
"Oh oh oh oh oh oh, now it's Your love is my drug, if you wanna marry me, you must have beard"
"Now this is my cat, Mr.Peep$, who wanna touch his fur?"...
"Daisuki, ai****eru, do you wanna hear new songs?"
*excited crowds*
So this is called "Only wanna dance with cats", I write it with my cat obsession.
"And this is Becky Gomez, my lovely sister, my inspiration, she inspires me to delay my new album to the next year because she wants my album to be so good as her rap skill, good for me, good for you, so clap your hands for her"
"Dr. Luke said he would make 5 songs for me and her on my next album so you guys should get bumped"
*Sleazier - Get sleazy with Becky Gomez*
"Do you know the bonus tracks that I will put on the album? They're called "Nails're painting my heart", "Make cat mine" and "Full hair". Excited????
Now here an old demo that I did with Dr.Luke "Trolling on twitter":
"Animals're asking for the album
I'm sitting here with my cat
Eating with Dr.Luke
While Dr.Luke's tweeting about Becky Gomez
I was painting my nails
Oh I miss you guys so bad
But I can't help
RCA won't let me release the single
And Becky Gomez tells me to delay
Dr.Luke's too lazy to mix
Mr.Peep$ is under my foot
His warm fur makes me want to sleep
I'm off to sleep today
Goodbye, my loves
This is the last goodbye this year
See you next year"
Sayounara, oyasuminasai. The end!
