Oh and a few summers ago, I had to work in the morning so I got up like at 7am to take a shower. I was just standing in there letting the water hit my face. Then suddenly a spider landed on my shoulder. I thought it was a person. I screamed so loud. "NOOOO DON'T RAPE ME".
It was so loud it woke up my dad and he came running in the bathroom and was like "what's wrong?!"
I popped my head out of curtain and said "there was.... A spider". He just rolled his eyes and left.
Oh and a few summers ago, I had to work in the morning so I got up like at 7am to take a shower. I was just standing in there letting the water hit my face. Then suddenly a spider landed on my shoulder. I thought it was a person. I screamed so loud. "NOOOO DON'T RAPE ME". :toofunny:
It was so loud it woke up my dad and he came running in the bathroom and was like "what's wrong?!"
I popped my head out of curtain and said "there was.... A spider". He just rolled his eyes and left.
Speaking of teacher's boobs, one time my teacher leaned over to check my paper and when she does I could see her nipple.
I was blankly staring at it for like 5 minutes and she looks and sees that I was staring at it and she gives the most deadly look a woman can give. I have no regrets, though.
Idk, but i had came in to his house many times, and i had a VERY GIRLY VOICE at that time and almost everyone thought i was Gay. His dad always looked at me weirdly
That happened to me once. There was a bee in there and I freaked out and I took the rod and curtain with me. My housekeeper came in to check to make sure I was okay, because i'm pretty sure all the noise was concerning. I hope that she didn't see my penis.
Speaking of teacher's boobs, one time my teacher leaned over to check my paper and when she does I could see her nipple.
I was blankly staring at it for like 5 minutes and she looks and sees that I was staring at it and she gives the most deadly look a woman can give. I have no regrets, though.
That happened to me once. There was a bee in there and I freaked out and I took the rod and curtain with me. My housekeeper came in to check to make sure I was okay, because i'm pretty sure all the noise was concerning. I hope that she didn't see my penis.
That happened to me once. There was a bee in there and I freaked out and I took the rod and curtain with me. My housekeeper came in to check to make sure I was okay, because i'm pretty sure all the noise was concerning. I hope that she didn't see my penis.
S a me. sometimes i like to pretend im doing a interview for my VH1 special
OMG! I thought I was the only one that does interviews to himself. I'M NOT ALONE!
My interview was with David Letterman, Jimmy Kimmel, and Jay Leno and Oprah.
I also sometimes pretend, I'm Britney Spears. Especially in the shower, where I pretend to perform Touch of my Hand.
S a me. sometimes i like to pretend im doing a interview for my VH1 special
OMG NO, I do this all the time.
One time I finished watching Nicki's My Time Now special and took a shower, I was inspired so I spent an hour singing and answering questions to myself as if I was Nic.
OMG! I thought I was the only one that does interviews to himself. I'M NOT ALONE!
My interview was with David Letterman, Jimmy Kimmel, and Jay Leno and Oprah.
I also sometimes pretend, I'm Britney Spears. Especially in the shower, where I pretend to perform Touch of my Hand.
that's a song that must be perform with feeling. Yass girl we be having count downs to albums and single release in my shower sis HAYYY
S a me. sometimes i like to pretend im doing a interview for my VH1 special
Same.
I also planned my entire career. All the names of my albums, my number ones, the concepts of each album, who I've had relationships with, how successful each of my tours are, etc.
and also once landed in the boobs of a teacher 
horrible.
I'm worried about what happened to your friend... 
not the whole shower!
