The same happens to me, why do gays prefer ass?
Ass is disgusting, it's the means to throw out our rubbish.
Well there's a reason Fergie said "in the back" before "in the front". Not that I like her ass at all, since she's a chick. But of course that also means I don't like boobs by default... Does that invalidate my argument? Oh well, asses are nice.
Two massive, round bundles of joy. ( * )( * ) Jiggling >>>> life itself. 
BUT ONLY IF THEY'RE NICE
, it's not cute at all.