[FunkyDinevo]

Originally posted by moonlight.

so yesterday (tuesday) i finally hung out with this guy i got matched on Tinder like 2 1/2 months ago and it was actually so weird, messy, and fun??

like we've been strictly talking on snapchat for a long time and we finally hung out yesterday and it started out well and fine. we were laughing and trying to find a way to the park. but when we got there there was no where to park (we could have just walked) but he said 'nah' so we tried other parks but we couldnt find them because of my 'bad directions' and then when i accidentally said the wrong direction, he blew THE **** UP on me and literally i was so confused and shocked. he told me 'do you even know what common sense means??' and i was like 'i dont know the dictonary definition but i kinda do i think' (i meant it honestly) but he thought i was being a smart-ass and he kept on moaning and groaning and i honestly wanted to go home and cry.

he said that im a smartass and that i dont give a **** about anything or anyone & that i act like one of those popular girls in movies that always hate and talk **** about everyone. remind you, I LITERALLY DIDNT DO ONE SINGLE BAD THING EXCEPT ACCIDENTALLY **** UP THE DIRECTIONS. so like??? i legit sat there shocked with my mouth wide open. like at this point im already over it and ready to go home. i then explain myself and that maybe it comes out as 'sarcastic' but i honestly get confused alot and im not that smart or bright. but he then said, 'well yeah. now you know what you need to work on.' like, excuse me? what I need to work on?

i told him NOBODY has ever told me that and he continued 'your friends must be holding back. how cant nobody ever tell you this before? arent they the people you always hang around? idk how they do it tbh' and i wanted to ****ing crawl under the seat & never come out. i honestly, couldnt believe what i was hearing and felt like so much ****. so it had so much awkward silence until we started to get somewhere close to my house and i (dumbly) started up a conversation about random **** about my personal life and then he parked near my house and we just sat there, in the car talking about the randomest **** ever and it actually went really well and nice. i was laughing and it was fun. so then i went in my house around 9:30pm or so and i havent messaged him since (ill wait until tomorrow maybe)

but i still cant get over what happened earlier. like,

wottice this. And not your username being moonlight.

Should have cussed him out.

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I didn't know we were talking about our love lives. Lemme get back to what I do best in RT

[Click Clack]

Originally posted by FunkyDinevo

let me pop up in this bitch real quick

Wassup bitch?

[FunkyDinevo]

oooop yesss I came in here just in time for:

Kink Gone Wrong: A Novel Originally by Avery FunkyDinevo: The ATRL Edition

lemme perch

[RatedG²]

Originally posted by FunkyDinevo

let me pop up in this bitch real quick

Avery!

[Adelephant 25]

The fact that you'll never catch me in base

[FunkyDinevo]

Originally posted by Click Clack

Wassup bitch?

oh, you know. Can't get my mind off this boy, got me crying to Moonlight and things. Frenchie who I had a 2 week fling with last Summer is still hitting me up and I'm trying to figure out how to let him down easily.

[Bellerophon]

Originally posted by moonlight.

first the guy that left me downtown, then the one that wanted to basically own me after hooking up, then the guy that somehow got for sneaking me over (even tho we were super careful) "caught" by his mom and she ended up texting me saying 'i can never see her son again', then this... like ****ing christ and hes strictly basically looking for another gay bff and i have nothing wrong with that, but like, idk if i even want to be his friend.. ugh my mind is still hazy

he said he's very 'honest & blunt & takes no **** from nobody', so take from that what you will tbh. & really? well atleast its probably not as bad, but he got so frustrated and blamed me for EVERYTHING. like, it's not my fault my ****** ass iphone messed up the mapping directions and yet i still get blamed and yelled out. & the fact this was the first time we've ever met...

& i get you completely tbh

Wow. moonlight. sis you deserve the best and that guy that yelled at you does not sound like the tea. I'd say bye.

[holocene]

Originally posted by FunkyDinevo

oh, you know. Can't get my mind off this boy, got me crying to Moonlight and things. Frenchie who I had a 2 week fling with last Summer is still hitting me up and I'm trying to figure out how to let him down easily.

omg hihi I remember Frenchie

[DoubleDutchess]

Question: there's any pop music video in 4K?

I'm seeing lots of videos with this option now. None are music videos.

[FunkyDinevo]

Originally posted by holocene

omg hihi I remember Frenchie

he still sends me pics and vids to this day (while I don't)

[moonlight.]

Originally posted by FunkyDinevo

wottice this. And not your username being moonlight.

Should have cussed him out.

exactly tbh, my username being named after one of the most sweetest & cutest songs from an album and me going through this mess, i cant win

& i was but i didnt wanna give him that benefit tbh

Originally posted by Bellerophon

Wow. moonlight. sis you deserve the best and that guy that yelled at you does not sound like the tea. I'd say bye.

thank you love
& your right tbh. i dont think ill hang out with him again tbh. this just, it left the utmost worst expression and like i said, the convo when we got near my house was AMAZING and calm and chill, but i dont think it was enough to redeem the whole thing tbh

[M A R N ✮]

wish ATRL most addicted members was still happening I bet one of the 2016 members would be #1 and me being in Top 100

[Shendelzare]

Originally posted by M A R N ★

wish ATRL most addicted members was still happening I bet one of the 2016 members would be #1 and me being in Top 100

nnnn

[M A R N ✮]

Originally posted by Adelephant 25

Eh... I barely gave round 1 any attempt

& they still dragged my slogan

gah I dunno think they dragged everyone not them calling me the ATRL trump

[Woo]

I have decided to take a vow of celibacy and join the monks
**** that **** tbh

[Adelephant 25]

It's almost 2AM

Goodnight

[M A R N ✮]

Originally posted by Shendelzare

nnnn

and wonder who that would be.

[FunkyDinevo]

Originally posted by moonlight.

exactly tbh, my username being named after one of the most sweetest & cutest songs from an album and me going through this mess, i cant win

& i was but i didnt wanna give him that benefit tbh

I would say destroy his life, but leave that **** to karma.

ALSO, Tinder is the pits, don't trust ha.

Lemme tell y'all something. People are fake ass hell on Tinder. How you gonna super like me but when I hit you up, you quiet. And then they still leave you as a match. Bitch, if you didn't want to talk to me why you super like me hoe. And then you got those freaky hoes asking you to step on their private parts with your Timbs and other dudes wanting to send you pics on your feet with socks on and stuff*


*based on true stories

[Adelephant 25]

Originally posted by M A R N ★

gah I dunno think they dragged everyone not them calling me the ATRL trump

I'm going to most likely end up dropping out early. a democrat teas

[FunkyDinevo]

Originally posted by Woo

I have decided to take a vow of celibacy and join the monks
**** that **** tbh

I haven't gotten it poppin in 6 months, join the club sis