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Originally posted by Stunnah
I cannot deal with all the Little Monsters in this thread. Your fave is a glorified tranny with a nose so big that she can smell things before they happen. Born This Way was a colossal flop, despite your moldy receipts, and Shartflop is going to be even worse. And what ****ing kind of title is Born This Way? If you were that pretentious at birth, Gaga, surely your parents would've sacrificed you to appease God? Oh, and the Born Brave Bus is literally the dumbest thing ever. I mean, when I go to Ticketmaster, it's really a deal-breaker if the performer doesn't provide free therapy. It's not a concert if you don't see a mental-health professional, right? Maybe she'll diversify come the Artpop Tour. I can see it now: the 'Born with an STD Bus' or 'Born Gapped Bus'.
Seriously, this girl needs to shut the **** up and realise that she's actually not that special. She completely over-hyped Born This Way--the 'greatest album of this decade', in her own words. All that coke clearly melted her brain. Highway Unicorn, possibly the worse thing since suicide bombing, is on that album. She doesn't know ****.
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nnnnnn;; the essay. THE ANGER! Calling Gaga a flop? Not with that sig, you won't. Carly Rae? Christina? Cher Lloyd? ffffff
Born This Way sold more than your fave's last three albums combined (actually her last four since y'all like to count the Burlesque soundtrack as a Christina album
) She can't even go on tour because nobody (including you) would pay to her live. If I wanted to watch a fat pig open its mouth, I'd wait for Christina's return on The Voice this fall. After all, that is the most exciting thing going on in her career. You all must be pressed that she took a break from The Voice to focus on her career and then she flopped and is now being forced back just to get a much needed paycheck.
Your avi almost made me vomit tbh. I'm so sick of seeing Lotus album artwork. And I see it EVERYTIME I go to the store because none of the copies are being bought
Meanwhile Pitbull's album/singles selling like hot cakes
Christina, her featuring power
she probably had double the amount of tour dates rihanna had. if not triple.
