I cannot deal with all the Little Monsters in this thread. Your fave is a glorified tranny with a nose so big that she can smell things before they happen. Born This Way was a colossal flop, despite your moldy receipts, and Shartflop is going to be even worse. And what ****ing kind of title is Born This Way? If you were that pretentious at birth, Gaga, surely your parents would've sacrificed you to appease God? Oh, and the Born Brave Bus is literally the dumbest thing ever. I mean, when I go to Ticketmaster, it's really a deal-breaker if the performer doesn't provide free therapy. It's not a concert if you don't see a mental-health professional, right? Maybe she'll diversify come the Artpop Tour. I can see it now: the 'Born with an STD Bus' or 'Born Gapped Bus'.
Seriously, this girl needs to shut the **** up and realise that she's actually not that special. She completely over-hyped Born This Way--the 'greatest album of this decade', in her own words. All that coke clearly melted her brain. Highway Unicorn, possibly the worse thing since suicide bombing, is on that album. She doesn't know ****.
I cannot deal with all the Little Monsters in this thread. Your fave is a glorified tranny with a nose so big that she can smell things before they happen. Born This Way was a colossal flop, despite your moldy receipts, and Shartflop is going to be even worse. And what ****ing kind of title is Born This Way? If you were that pretentious at birth, Gaga, surely your parents would've sacrificed you to appease God? Oh, and the Born Brave Bus is literally the dumbest thing ever. I mean, when I go to Ticketmaster, it's really a deal-breaker if the performer doesn't provide free therapy. It's not a concert if you don't see a mental-health professional, right? Maybe she'll diversify come the Artpop Tour. I can see it now: the 'Born with an STD Bus' or 'Born Gapped Bus'.
Seriously, this girl needs to shut the **** up and realise that she's actually not that special. She completely over-hyped Born This Way--the 'greatest album of this decade', in her own words. All that coke clearly melted her brain. Highway Unicorn, possibly the worse thing since suicide bombing, is on that album. She doesn't know ****.
I cannot deal with all the Little Monsters in this thread. Your fave is a glorified tranny with a nose so big that she can smell things before they happen. Born This Way was a colossal flop, despite your moldy receipts, and Shartflop is going to be even worse. And what ****ing kind of title is Born This Way? If you were that pretentious at birth, Gaga, surely your parents would've sacrificed you to appease God? Oh, and the Born Brave Bus is literally the dumbest thing ever. I mean, when I go to Ticketmaster, it's really a deal-breaker if the performer doesn't provide free therapy. It's not a concert if you don't see a mental-health professional, right? Maybe she'll diversify come the Artpop Tour. I can see it now: the 'Born with an STD Bus' or 'Born Gapped Bus'.
Seriously, this girl needs to shut the **** up and realise that she's actually not that special. She completely over-hyped Born This Way--the 'greatest album of this decade', in her own words. All that coke clearly melted her brain. Highway Unicorn, possibly the worse thing since suicide bombing, is on that album. She doesn't know ****.
I cannot deal with all the Little Monsters in this thread. Your fave is a glorified tranny with a nose so big that she can smell things before they happen. Born This Way was a colossal flop, despite your moldy receipts, and Shartflop is going to be even worse. And what ****ing kind of title is Born This Way? If you were that pretentious at birth, Gaga, surely your parents would've sacrificed you to appease God? Oh, and the Born Brave Bus is literally the dumbest thing ever. I mean, when I go to Ticketmaster, it's really a deal-breaker if the performer doesn't provide free therapy. It's not a concert if you don't see a mental-health professional, right? Maybe she'll diversify come the Artpop Tour. I can see it now: the 'Born with an STD Bus' or 'Born Gapped Bus'.
Seriously, this girl needs to shut the **** up and realise that she's actually not that special. She completely over-hyped Born This Way--the 'greatest album of this decade', in her own words. All that coke clearly melted her brain. Highway Unicorn, possibly the worse thing since suicide bombing, is on that album. She doesn't know ****.
