my high school crew was exactly like this
my friends would always go to red lobster so I decided to finally go with them.
We get the bill, and this bitch who didn't bring enough $ opts to pay with bus tokens...is she ****ing kidding? Then one of my friends asks for a "to go box" with a few sets of silverware (she asked for the silverware earlier) and crams the silverware into the to go box so she could take it with her
. I'm not gonna lie, it can be funny as hell, but it always sucks to have to pick up for ur friends' slack
I remember they were trying to justify not leaving a tip with "oh well she didn't give us that extra bread"...I covered the tip that night