Id kidnap them, blindfold them, take them to a dark room and water board them asking how they found out. Then break down and spill and send them on their way with some hush hush money.
OMG, them seeing some of the things I say like: slay, nnnnnnn, yyyaassss, GAH>>>>>>CBBH, ddd, kiii, TEA, scolding hot, the Becky G curse, bae, getting my life, gaycat