This made me laugh so hard

OT: I wouldn't have a problem if he/she reveals first

I'd say yes. Wouldn't bother me. I have mentioned ATRL on Twitter and real life people follow me.

I have a few friends who are members on here because I told them about it. They aren't regulars though.

I don't know why you're all so embarrassed to be on this site. I'd just say yes.

"Yes, how did you know?"
Or probably something along those lines

I'd cry

Was PYP closed to guests?

"What's ATRL?" then I'd sprint in the opposite direction.

"That depends- who are you?"

Nope and then I'd mosey along on my merry way. I share too much personal information that I've never talked about IRL and I wouldn't want that can of worms to be opened

"Isn't that the show on MTV before? How the hell am I going to be ON there?"

I would probably **** myself and have my heart palpitate faster than ever.