“Who gives a **** what ****ing One Direction do? Cocksuckers, all of them in rehab by the time they’re 30,” he opined. “Who gives a **** what Ellie Goulding is up to? Really? Adele, what? Blows my ****ing mind. It blows my ****ing mind. Nobody cares!” Noel didn’t leave it there. The Brit also took a swipe at the rock world. “This new generation of rock stars, they look great: Alex Turner, Miles Kane, the guys from Royal Blood.”