Its a tie.
When I was in first grade, I went to the bathroom that was located in a little building in the middle of the playground. I decided it'd be a grand idea to button up my shorts as I walked out of the door. Well, as soon as I walked out, my shorts dropped and I swear time froze with everyones faces on me for a good three seconds
![deadbanana](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v232/korn0818/ATRL_Smilies_All/bananas/deadbanana2_zpsd45da7d4.gif)
Traumatizing to this day.
The second, I started my period while at school and didn't know until I went to the bathroom and this one chick was like "Hey, I didn't want to embarrass you out there, but you've been spotting for a while"
![JonnyϟLightning](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v232/korn0818/ATRL_Smilies_All/atrlers/jonny_zpsc73391c5.png)
Lord knows how long I had been walking around with my KHAKI pants stained. Lady struggles, where is our justice?
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