Ok, here goes mine:
1. I crashed the Supervisor's Golf Cart. I litereally tore the whole roof off. I had to get a drug test and got written up, but never fired.
2. I forgot to open the Gate for one of the contractors. I lied that it wasn't me and blamed it on a Supervisor. I got written up for Lying AND not opening the Gate.
3. I got caught using the office Computer. I was typing my Rap lyrics and I saved it. Everytime you save a document, it shows the Date and Time created, which matched the time of my shift
I didn't get written up
4. I got in trouble for Gossiping about the Supervisor. I got yelled at so bad, but never written up.
5. I got in trouble for skipping my patrol rounds. I would sit in the office all day. I Never got written up. Just got yelled at again.
6. I cracked the Work phone screen. I think I might get written up. We'll see what happens because this was a week ago and I'm still waiting for my write up.
All this happened within 5 years. I got promoted 4 months ago