Things you can only say at Thanksgiving

1. Talk about a huge breast!

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. It's Cool Whip time!

4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

5. That's one terrific spread!

6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10. Don't play with your meat.

11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.

12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13. I didn't
expect everyone to come at once!

14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

15. How long will it take after you stick it in?

16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!

18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!



19. The gravy is a bit salty.

haha lmao... these are things Alexa says on a daily basis..

LOL!!!

hahaha XDD

Lmao!

LMFAO haha

lol

Haha, that's funny.

At New York's Thanksgiving it would be:

1.That was scrumptious.
2.Flav did you get enough.
3.Why did you choose that piece of cold turkey over this Delicious dark meat?
4.I love it Flav.
5.I just can't get enough of you (even though I got elimenated twice).

paris hilton can say all that stuff everyday.

I forgot a few for New York:

1.Keep stuffing it Flav or it won't taste good (the turkey).
2.Oh! That was scrumptious.
3.Who wants desert, it's scrumptious (I hope Flav wants some).

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

Oh, and stuff it up!!!!!!!!!!!

"Pull on my drumstick."
"May your stuffing be tasty."
"Look at those natural breasts."
"Not a good day to be in my pants."

Lmao!