Celeb News: John Travolta cross-dressing photos emerge

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The word "scandal" is immediately declared null and void when used to describe John Travolta prancing around with silky big girl panties on, but The National Enquirer still thinks you'll scream with your eyes over these pictures from 1997 of him in drag.

The only thing shocking about these pictures is how broke Travolta's drag is. You'd think his drag closet would have more square footage than his dude closet, but these pictures tell me otherwise.

Even the mangiest alley cat has enough taste to cough up that wig. Speaking of mangy alley cats, that's what's covering his shoulders in the bigger picture, right? That pearl necklace isn't even a full pearl necklace. It looks like it came out of a light cummer's ****.

Wearing that pink outfit is only acceptable if you're the poor character in a Sweet Valley High book who's going to play tennis with Lila Fowler at her country club. Bitch didn't wax, shave or pluck and he looks like a bloated Klinger in low-budget Amy Winehouse drag. Even Tommy Girl could beat John Travolta in a Miss Scientology pageant. Embarrassing!

I now know who Marc Jacobs' current style icon is.

Oh, and The Enquirer also says that Kelly Preston has stormed out of the family home and has left John forever. Beard, please. Kelly left the family home, but only because she went to get John a better wig and to pick him up an undergraduate application from the admissions office at Drag U.

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MovinKindaSlow

He looks like Barbra Streisand

Gabriel_Spears

WHAT THE HELL

Desperate Fantast

He is completely, unutterably done.

Midnight

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Originally posted by MovinKindaSlow

He looks like Barbra Streisand

"It was a screentest." I would've been telling lie after lie.

FreeAsMyWeave

jpsketch

National Enquirer? Really?

What kind of photoshopped mess?

Swag so serious

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Originally posted by MovinKindaSlow

He looks like Barbra Streisand

Sis, no! Babs has some rough days but this...

Four

What's the big deal? He played a woman in Hairspray.

LightandDarkness

Leave the poor man alone already!

Travis Bickle

****ing fake !!

Ømega

"Not from a movie shocking photos"

Patrick

Why do I feel like this sudden wave of Travolta scandal might have something to do with John and/or Kelly wanting to leave the ~~cult~~ church of Scientology? They'll come for your reputation before you get out.

I mean, Travolta is probably DL, but there's a reason all of this is coming to light right now.

Then again, John's so deep in it. Well above OT III.

Navin

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Originally posted by Four

What's the big deal? He played a woman in Hairspray.

Yeah he was probably trying to get into the role.

Яeo.

Why is the media turning against him lately?

D/X

SCANDAL
SHOCKING PHOTOS
NOT FROM A MOVIE!
WORLD EXCLUSIVE.

How desperate.

Swag

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Originally posted by Patrick

Why do I feel like this sudden wave of Travolta scandal might have something to do with John and/or Kelly wanting to leave the ~~cult~~ church of Scientology? They'll come for your reputation before you get out.

I mean, Travolta is probably DL, but there's a reason all of this is coming to light right now.

Then again, John's so deep in it. Well above OT III.

Where do you get they wanted to leave Scientology?

If thats true then you are probably on to something

ManDown

Not a big deal.

But he is the most hideous woman I've ever seen.

Well, second, actually.

blake griffin

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Originally posted by Patrick

Why do I feel like this sudden wave of Travolta scandal might have something to do with John and/or Kelly wanting to leave the ~~cult~~ church of Scientology? They'll come for your reputation before you get out.

I mean, Travolta is probably DL, but there's a reason all of this is coming to light right now.

Then again, John's so deep in it. Well above OT III.

he's thinking of leaving? where did u hear that?

MusicTalker

This magazine is a disgrace.