I'm a flawless driver.
Except for the fact that, 3 years ago I was driving to the airport and a deer ran on the highway so I swerved, went into the median, destroyed my car and 50 ft of guardrail. The ****ing deer didn't get hit though. Needless to say, I didn't make it to the airport to meet my (cheating ex) boyfriend at one of his friend's weddings. Lots of stitches on my head and when I get my hair cut you can see a slight mark from the scar. If I would've had a passenger in the car with me they would have been seriously injured or dead because the passenger side folded into my side which I how I got the gash on my head.
The worst part, my new Macbook Pro got destroyed...the metal just bent and the screen shattered too.
