Evun, you're on ATRL all day and still none of these queens know who you are.

Stay desperate for that hit thread. Your indie try-hard self can't drag and you ain't cute enough to stand out without that.
And you expect people to believe you when you say you're straight?

You stan for Patrick Wolf and ABBA and Britney and Ke$ha and Katy. SISSS U So Gay even if you try to pretend you don't even like boys.