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Discussion: I'm Jealous of my Best Friend
Member Since: 3/27/2012
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Originally posted by (Cole)
Murder her. Try to do it cleanly, leaving most of her skin in tact -- I suggest poisoning.
Once she's dead, make a very careful incision down her back, being sure not to make any unnecessary marks. After that, remove all of her organs, muscle, and bones (yes, that includes her brain, eyes, etc.!!)
From there, you should just have her skin. Then, you can slip it on like a suit. It should fit nicely, as rigor mortis results in increased flexibility of dermal tissue.
TADAH! You can now live life as your friend. No one will ever know the difference.
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Seems like an interesting solution.
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Member Since: 4/7/2009
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This thread is KILLING me. 
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Member Since: 2/11/2012
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i think it's natural to be jealous, as long as you know your place..
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Member Since: 10/31/2011
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Make up rumours about her.
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Member Since: 5/1/2012
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Member Since: 4/5/2012
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Steal her boyfriend and cut off her hair when she falls asleep.
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Member Since: 11/2/2010
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a little bir-...well, a BIG BIRD actually once told me that "jealousy is the ugliest trait" and I should "never do it" so you shouldn't either
...but seriously, try to be happy for your best friend! You can't take what's meant for him/her and he/she can't take what's meant for you, either. You'll get urs too 
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Member Since: 2/12/2012
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Quote:
Originally posted by (Cole)
Murder her. Try to do it cleanly, leaving most of her skin in tact -- I suggest poisoning.
Once she's dead, make a very careful incision down her back, being sure not to make any unnecessary marks. After that, remove all of her organs, muscle, and bones (yes, that includes her brain, eyes, etc.!!)
From there, you should just have her skin. Then, you can slip it on like a suit. It should fit nicely, as rigor mortis results in increased flexibility of dermal tissue.
TADAH! You can now live life as your friend. No one will ever know the difference.
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+1.
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Member Since: 4/21/2012
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Originally posted by Aaron
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It takes a long time to get accepted by moderators. My join request was pending for weeks. 
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Member Since: 8/20/2011
Posts: 8,848
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Quote:
Originally posted by (Cole)
Murder her. Try to do it cleanly, leaving most of her skin in tact -- I suggest poisoning.
Once she's dead, make a very careful incision down her back, being sure not to make any unnecessary marks. After that, remove all of her organs, muscle, and bones (yes, that includes her brain, eyes, etc.!!)
From there, you should just have her skin. Then, you can slip it on like a suit. It should fit nicely, as rigor mortis results in increased flexibility of dermal tissue.
TADAH! You can now live life as your friend. No one will ever know the difference.
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Quit giving the poor sis such intricate ideas, she's currently unstable.
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Member Since: 8/17/2010
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Originally posted by TOASTY
a little bir-...well, a BIG BIRD actually once told me that "jealousy is the ugliest trait" and I should "never do it" so you shouldn't either
...but seriously, try to be happy for your best friend! You can't take what's meant for him/her and he/she can't take what's meant for you, either. You'll get urs too |
Is this supposed to be shade?
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Member Since: 4/13/2011
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both of my best friends have great things going on for them (one is at cannes cause his film got accepted), but that only makes me want to achieve more.
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Member Since: 7/9/2010
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No need to be jealous of her when there are better people to be jealous of; like me for example. 
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Member Since: 2/12/2012
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Member Since: 11/2/2010
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Quote:
Originally posted by (Cole)
Is this supposed to be shade?
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not really, the bird ain't fat but let's not pretend she's the same size as your average finch, either
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Member Since: 8/17/2010
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Originally posted by Haus_of_Will
Quit giving the poor sis such intricate ideas, she's currently unstable.
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Of course this person's unstable.
Why else would I give them the idea? They're more likely to do it when they can't think straight. Duh.
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Member Since: 4/5/2012
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Give us an update when you enact some sort of solution. Should be interesting...
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Member Since: 4/10/2012
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Thanks for the advice guys. I'm a boy btw.
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Member Since: 10/19/2011
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Kill her!! And **** her boyfriend and her ex.
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