Well?

My fav won the first season and would have won any and all of the seasons after hers. She'd also win against any and all of your faves. Versatile queen.









(how many people can I piss off with one post? )

When she performed on Season 9 she was miles better than any of the contestants, let's be honest.
She would make it to the top 12 but I doubt she'd win because her voice isn't for everyone.

I'm sure she wouldn't win. She isn't the typical. They wouldn't have even let her ass to the Hollywood round. ANYWAY
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Gaga wouldn't win.

She wouldn't make it.

My other fave besides Björk...

Lana Del Rey would probably just be given the chance of advancing the auditions but that's it... she's not pretty good live. Although her American Idol performance.

She already won.

Fair. The only times the best won is with Kelly, Carrie and maybe Jordin.

Right? Gurl would struggle to get to Top Ten. But her audition tape would be

Honestly, Beyoncé is the only artist that would MAYBE win the competition.

She'd probably get bashed at the auditions

I really doubt the bitch would even make it to Hollywood without sucking Simon off first.

Miley is ALWAYS flawless!!!

Okay, this I agree with.


Have some faith in your fave.