P.Diddy = Will deflate his ego and change his religon at the same time once he realizes he isn't god.
High School Musical 2 cast = Part of the next cycle of brainwashing of what is actually the real world to millions of Disney viewers around the globe. ... Thank you Mickey and Minnie who just got back from the moral **** house known as Kids-Christian-televion...which is convieniently located next to PBS Kids.
Sugababes = Will have more member changes in the group than the Bush Administration-cabnit here in the US...and will symbolically and ironically have failures like them. (Taken out the extremities of Bush Administration's situations)
Nick Lachey = Ladies and Gentleman, David Hasselhoff's successor...but this one can actually sing.
AFI = Someone from this band will bring the subject of the eating disorder "manorexia" to light...and the importance of getting Vitamin C on a regular basis. Care to guess which one?
50 Cent = Will get shot again...but that's always a given.
Brooke Hogan = Drops her "music" act, then goes off to create exclusive economy-boosting PLAYBOY and Penthouse DVDs; she is destined for them. (PLEASE?!

) Well... that and to become one of those smackdown bitches in the WWF franchise...Her steroid-chemical Headed daddy will be so proud.
I might be back later with more.

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