I have been eating tons of oreo cookies recently and just today in the morning I noticed when I was on the toilet that my **** was black! That has never happened to me before.

Is it because of the oreo cookies or do I have internal bleeding that could possibly kill me if I don't do anything about it?

Am I the only one who has never ******* in my whole life?

No. Shut up. :gfto:

No, but I thought I was dying the first time I had Peptobismol.

Probably gonorrhea.

The freaks really do come out at night

What kind of question

I'm ****ing dead

Oh Lord.

MESS.