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Your Favorite Simpsons Quotes
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Your Favorite Simpsons Quotes
Just a place to post your favorite quotes from 'The Simpsons.'
Heres a couple to get us started:
-Homer: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel.
-Ralph: That's my swingset, and that's my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end. And this is where I met the leprechaun.
Bart: Right, the leprechaun.
Ralph: He told me to burn things.
-Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
-Homer: There's your giraffe, little girl.
Ralph Wiggum: I'm a boy.
Homer: That's the spirit. Never give up.
-Homer: SAVE ME JEBUS!
-Lisa: (wakes Homer up) Dad I had a bad dream
Homer: Oh hunny, nothing in dreams is real and can actually hurt you.
Lisa: I know, but I dreamt it was the boogeyman..
Homer: OH MY GOD! (runs into Bart's room to wake him up) BART! Wake up, theres a boogey man, or possibly boogey men in the house!
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first one that came to my mind, and def one of my all time favorites:
Maude: They were having S-E-X in front of C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N!
Krusty: SEX CAULDRON? I THOUGHT THEY CLOSED THAT PLACE DOWN!
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Is this chicken or is this fish?
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Originally posted by Nicko
Is this chicken or is this fish?
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GAH! Never confuse the two "Simpsons" again .. especially will all the examples above.
I worry for you 
Anyway.. the immediate one that came to mind..
"Ooh look at me, I'm making people happy, I'm a magical man, from happy land! And I live in a gumdrop house on lollipop laaaaaannnee".
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Ralph: I'm doctor stupid and I'm going to cut your liver bone.
Homer: Bart's teacher's name is Ms. Crabapple? I've been been calling her Ms. Crandall. Why didn't anyone tell me?
Mr.Smithers:Excellent
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*Maggie holds up BoBo*
Homer: Maggie, move that moldy, old bear out of the way. MOLDY! OLD!, I'M GONNA GET SOMETHING TO EAT.
Ralph: I ated the purple berries. ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Bart: How are they Ralph, good?
Ralph: They taste like... burning.
*Adult Ralph arrive in Helicopter*
Ralph: I fell out 2 times
Ralph: GO BANANA!
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(Itchy and Scratchy hit each other on the head with hammers)
Both: Kids! Say no to drugs!
Bart: Ok, here's how it goes: I'm the leader, Milhouse is my loyal sidekick, Nelson's the tough guy, Martin's the smart guy, and Todd's the quiet religious guy who ends up going crazy.
And the Best. Quote. Ever. is...
Comic Book Guy: Best/Worst. (insert name of thing here). Ever.
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" Hi Principle Skinner, Hi Super Nintendo Charmers I'm learning. C A T cat."- Ralph Wiggum
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Just a couple...
Here's one of my absolute favorite sequences in the history of The Simpsons:
Milhouse: I have nothing to offer you but my love.
Mr. Burns: I specifically said, no geeks!
Milhouse: But my mom says I'm cool...
Burns: Next!
Nelson: Gimme your fortune or I'll pound your withered old face in!
Burns: Oh, I like his energy. Put him on the callback list.
[Martin walks out as music begins]
Martin: Clang, clang, clang went the trolley!
Ring, ring, ring went the bell!
Zing, zing, zing went my heartstrings -- oof!
[Nelson belts him]
Burns: Thank you! Give the bully an extra point.
From the same episode, arguably my favorite quote in Simpsons history:
Marge: I think Bart and Lisa are feeling a little upset right now. Isn't there something you'd like to say?
Homer: There sure is. Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. Heh heh heh -- right in the butt. That was great.
This is from my favorite Simpsons ep EVER, Lisa On Ice...
Homer: Hey! Apu just called. This Friday, Lisa's team is playing Bart's team. You're in direct competition. And don't go easy on each other just because you're brother and sister. I want to see you both fighting for your parents' love!
[Homer flicks light on and off]
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
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Originally posted by Ryan
This is from my favorite Simpsons ep EVER, Lisa On Ice...
Homer: Hey! Apu just called. This Friday, Lisa's team is playing Bart's team. You're in direct competition. And don't go easy on each other just because you're brother and sister. I want to see you both fighting for your parents' love!
[Homer flicks light on and off]
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
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 i forgot that one.
heres another awesome one.
[episode where the family befriends the gay guy, John.]
(Homers upset over the fact he didnt realize that John was gay)
Homer: Marge! Its not the fact that he's gay, its the fact he was sneaky about it.
You know me Marge, I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals fllllaaamming.
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Originally posted by Sam's Town
GAH! Never confuse the two "Simpsons" again .. especially will all the examples above.
I worry for you
Anyway.. the immediate one that came to mind..
"Ooh look at me, I'm making people happy, I'm a magical man, from happy land! And I live in a gumdrop house on lollipop laaaaaannnee". |
I already put a simpsons quote futher up top. Read next time eh? 
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The first one that came to my mind was this one from the new season...
(While searching for peanuts in Bart's lunch)
Marge: Peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Trail mix... starring peanuts... Good grief! More peanuts! (holds up book, entitled Good Grief! More Peanuts!, with Charlie Brown on the cover, sighing. Marge then sighs.)
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-Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
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-Homer: There's your giraffe, little girl.
Ralph Wiggum: I'm a boy.
Homer: That's the spirit. Never give up.
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LMAO @ those 2!! 
One of my favs:
Skinner: All right, first academic alert: Wiggum, Ralph.
Ralph: I won, I won! [walks on stage]
Skinner: No no, Ralph, this means you're failing English.
Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible!
LMAO!!!
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Bart-tron: Time to destroy the one who did this to me!
David: To get me, you will have to go through your fath...
(David holds up Homer...and Bart slices them both)
Homer (After being cut in half): Oh, those were my good pants!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFqrqh9Jgjo
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