Before boarding a plane in Mexico City for Los Angeles last week, rapper Nicki Minaj was stopped by airport customs when a family-of-four hoping to cross the border into the US was discovered in her ass. It was very clear to customs agent Armando Juarez what the hopeful immigrants, later identified as the Suarez Family, were up to. “They took advantage of Ms. Minaj’s giant rear end,” Agent Juarez told TMZ through a translator, “and probably snuck in during the night while she slept.” After an hour of further investigation, the Suarez Family was immediately detained and Minaj released without further incident. In other news, a jealous J-Lo is planning a trip to Mexico to “regain her status in the ass world.”
