Fellow Resistance members, we have begun the construction of the Promised Land after ATRL 1.0 has fell to the hands of communism: ATRL 2.0. Fit for Windows 7 users and Mac users, this non-restricted ATRL upgrade allows shameless delusion, open dragging of members, and the exposure of nudes in public forums (aka the trinity of ATRLers).
This is where the ATRLists come in. We need mods. Applications of the strongest, most independent, and irreplaceable members are required. Wages start at $0.04 a year, and after 3 years, you get a free copy of Biophilia app on your iPod/iPhone/iPad (oh wait, it's free already. Oops).
Here is your criteria:
Quote:
Name:
Age:
Gender: If you have one.
References:
Letter Of Recommendation:
How Many Times Have You Bought Where They Do That At On iTunes: Two dozen minimum
What Makes You Mod-Quality: At least 1,500 words please
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Applications due by the time the Commies close this thread.
