DEAR BILLBOARD AND ALL OTHER LESSORS,

PLEASE CHARGE MY SIS XTINA WITH ENERGY,

SELF-CONFIDENCE AND LOW-CAL FOOD THIS WEEK,

IN ORDER TO BE SUCCESSFUL IN HER CAREER,

AND TO FEEL PROTECTED AND SAFE FROM ANY TRANNY OR CLOWN.

I AM HUMBLY BEGGING YOU FOR YOUR HOLY GUIDANCE AND PROTECTION,

FOR A MIRACLE THAT WILL TRANSFORM HER INTO A NONFLOP.

I AM VERY GRATEFUL FOR ALL YOUR INTERVENTION AND PROTECTION SO FAR!