My Jeans - Jenna Rose

And this whole song:

Those the ones I like cause they don't get Nathan
But penetration, unless it smells like sanitation
Garbage, I turn like doorknobs
Heart throb, never, black and ugly as ever

And my jam knock in the Mitsubishi
Girls pee pee when they see me
Navajos creep me in they tee pee
As I lay down lawss like Alan Coppe


...oh biggie

This isn't as funny as it is random but:

Rihanna on Stupid In Love

I'll come back when I'll find some more.

I've never paid attention before.

"All you ladies pop yo' ***** like this!!"
"It's Reecy chick. Bad brown skin chick all over your dick. Coming on n*****, I have no shame, no times, no games for you ****ing lames."
"Thick bitch, and she answer to mocha, my ***** stay wet and it's tighter than a choka'"
"Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?"
"We're dancing like we're dumb."
"Got the wrist on glow, the bottles is on po', got that shimihumiyashimiyashimiay!!!!!"
...I need to think of more.

That song is pure gold, tho.

This whole song.

HOLY **** This is one of the most disturbing songs I've ever listened to. Even worse than Janet faking orgasms or something. Worst part is that it sounds like a normal song.

I thought of ''GAYLUV'' when hearing the chorus.

So iconic.

Rihanna ft. Drake Whats My Name

"No matter gay straight or bi"

b b b my bff cus idk whats coming next

that redhead from disney channel

this used to be my SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG

thank you for reminding me