I was copying another post anyway, so keep your comments to yourself

Tramp, you came in my thread, parked on the curb and ran your dry, chapped lips. Don't tell me to keep my comments to myself when you're clearly doing the opposite.

Why do you feel the need to do this in most of the threads you post in anyway?

I feel violated by your hostile nature.

Who's been using it the wrong way?

I mean, he got past the bouncers and the velvet rope and tried to crash the party.

I Was Shocked When bitches couldn't stop talking about me

Back in 2006, I was shocked to find out that Gary Barlow was married and had kids. I always assumed he and Robbie Williams were gay ex-lovers who broke up and had a massive public falling out.

That "Shame" video was cute though

I was shocked when I saw these gifs:

I originally thought Justin Bieber was two guys, when I first saw the One time video, I thought it was two of him
When I first heard tik tok I though Kesha was pronounced "Keesha" and I thought she was black
When I first heard I kissed a girl....I thought Katy was a guy
In my defense I was getting my hair cut and the blow dryer was on so I could hardly hear it

I was shocked when I found out that being number one on itunes didn't mean an official number one single..

I was shocked when I found out Lana Del Rey wasn't British

When my LA Kings took a 3-0 series lead over the heavily favoured Vancouver Canucks. And that's shocked in a good way