You have to take all your clothes off in specific dark "alley", go around the corner to the left, through the "golden" door and renounce yourself to a sad life of $2 prostitution and blowjobs for old, toothless men. Then and only then will you have the tools to be a mod. Or a ho, whichever comes first.
If I wasn't so dumb and didn't get frustrated with my posts and was halfway normal i'd have a chance but some mods are pretty much born mods and others are just favourites from admins.
