GREAT NEWS: Jamelia's new video 'Something about you' will be premiered on Channel 4 on Monday 14th August! So tune in at 11.25pm and enjoy!
And it's just keeps getting better. Here's a review of "Beware Of the Dog" a new song that will be on the album. Supposedly, One of the best songs on the album.
So, our new favourite pop song is... 'Beware Of The Dog' by Jamelia.
Here is why.
1. It takes only 1.5 seconds - possibly less - to realise that the next three minutes will be brilliant.
2. It contains a huge sample of Depeche Mode's 'Personal Jesus'.
3. It is a proper sample of 'Personal Jesus' and not that copout soundalike thing the Sugababes had on their last album.
4. It knocks Rihanna's 'SOS' into a cocked hat. We don't know what a cocked hat looks like and if it's what we think it is WE DO NOT WANT TO SEE IT.
5. You could launch a boyband with it, and they would take it to Number One. It could also be a Number One for Rachel Stevens, Beyonce, Girls Aloud and The Kooks. Instead it will be a Number One for Jamelia.
6. It has amazing 'woo-ooh' bits in the chorus, along with screams of "stop! You'd better shake him off, before he gets you" and so on.
7. It is about a nasty man. Down with men! Girl power! Etc.
8. The nasty man thing explains the 'dog', ie the man is the dog. It is not actually about dogs. Especially not dogs like this.
9. The middle eight is a brilliant breakdown thing with Jamelia yelling "I know you hear me... You better reach out and touch me". The last bit sounds like the bit in the Depeche Mode song, which is very clever.
10. It is such a huge floorfiller it means that the DJs at Club Popjustice can FINALLY retire 'Since U Been Gone' from their playlists.
WOW.
