Lady Gaga’s ex, Luc Carl, found out the hard way that that’s the fastest way to pack on the pounds.
He appeared on Fox and Friends this morning to discuss his well, let’s just say different, secrets to weight loss success from his book called ‘The Drunk Diet’.
Carl said he wrote his book to be the antithesis of all the other diet books out there. Included in it are “Luc’s Laws” which consist of tips such as: “I am smarter than my food.”
He told Gretchen Carlson the reasoning behind this one is, “A cow is not nearly as smart as a human so why are you stuffing so many cheeseburgers into your mouth.”
He is simply vile and atrocious. His existence is unnecessary and he needs to hang up and go home. The only thing that made this douche relevant was Gaga and she's gone on to bigger and better things.
