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Discussion: PostSecrets
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Member Since: 11/2/2011
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Originally posted by Evun
How do you get going with a girl to the point where you're going down on her and then just stop that often?
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I wait until she has an orgasm. Then, I give her some ******** excuse.
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Member Since: 8/17/2011
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I hate when people have my phone or ask to see what apps I have. I so many messages and nudes on there.
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Member Since: 11/2/2011
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One day before class last semester, I was getting ready for class by putting my laptop in my bag when I felt this sexual urge. At that instance, I felt the horniest that I have ever been in my life. I was trying to ignore the erection, but I simply couldn't. As I proceeded to get ready for class, I looked up at my laptop's background, which is a picture of a ravishing Zoe Saldana (posted below). Unable to ward off the urge any longer, I hastily jacked off, threw my laptop in my bag, and hurried off to class. Upon arriving at class, which had about fifteen students, I sat down, pulled out my laptop and pushed up the screen. While my eyes were fixated on the professor and my hears were attentively listening to him speak, I heard someone shout,"oh my god." The other fourteen people in the room and I focused our attention on the girl. I noticed her aghast face staring at my laptop, so I resolved to look down at my screen. To my embarrassment, I viewed a screen plastered with semen. Impetuously, I closed my laptop, threw it in my bag, and left. When I arrived at my dorm, I cleaned off my laptop and dropped that class. I have never felt as embarrassed in my life.

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Member Since: 3/20/2011
Posts: 26,615
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Originally posted by BrownBear15
One day before class last semester, I was getting ready for class by putting my laptop in my bag when I felt this sexual urge. At that instance, I felt the horniest that I have ever been in my life. I was trying to ignore the erection, but I simply couldn't. As I proceeded to get ready for class, I looked up at my laptop's background, which is a picture of a ravishing Zoe Saldana (posted below). Unable to ward off the urge any longer, I hastily jacked off, threw my laptop in my bag, and hurried off to class. Upon arriving at class, which had about fifteen students, I sat down, pulled out my laptop and pushed up the screen. While my eyes were fixated on the professor and my hears were attentively listening to him speak, I heard someone shout,"oh my god." The other fourteen people in the room and I focused our attention on the girl. I noticed her aghast face staring at my laptop, so I resolved to look down at my screen. To my embarrassment, I viewed a screen plastered with semen. Impetuously, I closed my laptop, threw it in my bag, and left. When I arrived at my dorm, I cleaned off my laptop and dropped that class. I have never felt as embarrassed in my life.

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Member Since: 10/28/2011
Posts: 21,283
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Originally posted by BrownBear15
One day before class last semester, I was getting ready for class by putting my laptop in my bag when I felt this sexual urge. At that instance, I felt the horniest that I have ever been in my life. I was trying to ignore the erection, but I simply couldn't. As I proceeded to get ready for class, I looked up at my laptop's background, which is a picture of a ravishing Zoe Saldana (posted below). Unable to ward off the urge any longer, I hastily jacked off, threw my laptop in my bag, and hurried off to class. Upon arriving at class, which had about fifteen students, I sat down, pulled out my laptop and pushed up the screen. While my eyes were fixated on the professor and my hears were attentively listening to him speak, I heard someone shout,"oh my god." The other fourteen people in the room and I focused our attention on the girl. I noticed her aghast face staring at my laptop, so I resolved to look down at my screen. To my embarrassment, I viewed a screen plastered with semen. Impetuously, I closed my laptop, threw it in my bag, and left. When I arrived at my dorm, I cleaned off my laptop and dropped that class. I have never felt as embarrassed in my life.

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CHaSTiTY, Brown Bear. CHAS, TIT, Y!
I would have never let that happen.
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Originally posted by BrownBear15
I tell most of my friends that I'm not a virgin when I actually am one. For some reason, I'm too scared to have sex because I feel that I won't know what to do. Also, most people don't know that I have gone down on more than twenty girls. I ain't ever posting my picture on this website now.
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You're not a virgin. 
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ATRL Contributor
Member Since: 8/8/2006
Posts: 42,086
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Mess 
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Member Since: 9/18/2011
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LMAOOOOO,They were at my Nonfactor ass school weeks ago.I didn't go.
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Member Since: 12/7/2011
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Originally posted by BrownBear15
One day before class last semester, I was getting ready for class by putting my laptop in my bag when I felt this sexual urge. At that instance, I felt the horniest that I have ever been in my life. I was trying to ignore the erection, but I simply couldn't. As I proceeded to get ready for class, I looked up at my laptop's background, which is a picture of a ravishing Zoe Saldana (posted below). Unable to ward off the urge any longer, I hastily jacked off, threw my laptop in my bag, and hurried off to class. Upon arriving at class, which had about fifteen students, I sat down, pulled out my laptop and pushed up the screen. While my eyes were fixated on the professor and my hears were attentively listening to him speak, I heard someone shout,"oh my god." The other fourteen people in the room and I focused our attention on the girl. I noticed her aghast face staring at my laptop, so I resolved to look down at my screen. To my embarrassment, I viewed a screen plastered with semen. Impetuously, I closed my laptop, threw it in my bag, and left. When I arrived at my dorm, I cleaned off my laptop and dropped that class. I have never felt as embarrassed in my life.

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Member Since: 6/30/2011
Posts: 11,666
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Originally posted by BrownBear15
One day before class last semester, I was getting ready for class by putting my laptop in my bag when I felt this sexual urge. At that instance, I felt the horniest that I have ever been in my life. I was trying to ignore the erection, but I simply couldn't. As I proceeded to get ready for class, I looked up at my laptop's background, which is a picture of a ravishing Zoe Saldana (posted below). Unable to ward off the urge any longer, I hastily jacked off, threw my laptop in my bag, and hurried off to class. Upon arriving at class, which had about fifteen students, I sat down, pulled out my laptop and pushed up the screen. While my eyes were fixated on the professor and my hears were attentively listening to him speak, I heard someone shout,"oh my god." The other fourteen people in the room and I focused our attention on the girl. I noticed her aghast face staring at my laptop, so I resolved to look down at my screen. To my embarrassment, I viewed a screen plastered with semen. Impetuously, I closed my laptop, threw it in my bag, and left. When I arrived at my dorm, I cleaned off my laptop and dropped that class. I have never felt as embarrassed in my life.

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Oh my god.  You are so nasty.
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Member Since: 9/18/2011
Posts: 18,295
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Originally posted by BrownBear15
One day before class last semester, I was getting ready for class by putting my laptop in my bag when I felt this sexual urge. At that instance, I felt the horniest that I have ever been in my life. I was trying to ignore the erection, but I simply couldn't. As I proceeded to get ready for class, I looked up at my laptop's background, which is a picture of a ravishing Zoe Saldana (posted below). Unable to ward off the urge any longer, I hastily jacked off, threw my laptop in my bag, and hurried off to class. Upon arriving at class, which had about fifteen students, I sat down, pulled out my laptop and pushed up the screen. While my eyes were fixated on the professor and my hears were attentively listening to him speak, I heard someone shout,"oh my god." The other fourteen people in the room and I focused our attention on the girl. I noticed her aghast face staring at my laptop, so I resolved to look down at my screen. To my embarrassment, I viewed a screen plastered with semen. Impetuously, I closed my laptop, threw it in my bag, and left. When I arrived at my dorm, I cleaned off my laptop and dropped that class. I have never felt as embarrassed in my life.

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LAWD 
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Member Since: 10/28/2011
Posts: 21,283
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Okay, here's my secret. I was very into toys as a little boy. I loved Thomas The Tank Engine and Hotwheels.
A couple months ago, I found a Barbie doll deep in the closet.  When I saw it, I took it and stuffed it deeper into my closet.
If someone were to come to my house and discover that... 
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Member Since: 11/2/2011
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Originally posted by Allie
Oh my god.  You are so nasty.
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Don't be a prude. You know that you have masturbated before.
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Member Since: 2/9/2012
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I never bought The Fame Monster until today 
It was never avaible in my city 
Also, I always afraid of showing people my iPod/cellphone due the music and pics I have
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Member Since: 6/30/2011
Posts: 11,666
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Originally posted by BrownBear15
Don't be a prude. You know that you have masturbated before.
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I'm just speaking in general. From the blog about sneezing in your roommate's pillow to this. 
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Member Since: 11/2/2011
Posts: 910
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Originally posted by Allie
I'm just speaking in general. From the blog about sneezing in your roommate's pillow to this. 
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He so deserved that. His nasty ass wears my ****ing underwear and sleeps in my bed, even though I tell him to stop. What would you have done?
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Banned
Member Since: 10/28/2011
Posts: 21,283
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Originally posted by BrownBear15
He so deserved that. His nasty ass wears my ****ing underwear and sleeps in my bed, even though I tell him to stop. What would you have done?
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I would've made myself very clear.

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Member Since: 6/29/2011
Posts: 11,522
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Originally posted by lovecatt
I'm afraid to let people look through my iPod  even though I'm gay & out I don't wanna get judged cause its all pop girls 
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story of my life 
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Member Since: 6/29/2011
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When I was little I died for Barbies.. i would go to girls' houses for playdates and I would somehow make them ask ME to play and I would pretend like I didn't want to but then ended up saying "fine"
I always wanted one of my own 
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Member Since: 5/6/2011
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Originally posted by D/X
asdf
At least the teacher was hot? Cause as you're telling it seems she/he was a dino. 
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She... was 43  
Those were the ultimate downest moments of my life 
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