I've never stolen something from a store, but back when I was like 4 or 5, I used to go to this after-school daycare center, and this kid had this GigaPet thing or whatever. And I ji STOLE that joint when he put it in his little cubby after the day was out.
![lmao](http://atrl.net/forums/images/smilies/images/smilies/lmao.gif)
My sister asked me where I got it from and I told her he let me borrow it, but we both knew I was lying my ass off. I returned it though.