I see y'all are trying hard with this flop thread.
It was the grand opening. No smart, unbiased, and professional food critic goes to an enormous grand opening expecting everything to go smoothly. Several other critics ate their later and said the food was great. This reviewer obviously has a chip on his shoulder and went to the restaurant already knowing what he wanted to say. He took several personal jabs and the restaurant had nothing to do with Gaga. Read the comments on the article and you'll see no one agrees with him.
Look at the comments here and only the pressed Gaga haters take what he's saying seriously.
Just like the fact that most of the people that are commenting on the article are most likely Little Monsters.