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Originally posted by ifyouseekLEM
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[Insert double-take worthy, overly sexual/borderline disgusting analogy here]
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I can help you out booooo
1) You want to grease his body with butter
2) Then you wanna syrup him over
3) You want to bend him over lick every part of his body
4) And give his butt crack the licking that cats give themselves
5) You want to penetrate him and shove an extra ***** in there for good measure - I know how you ho's like it on the double
6) Dessert:
Get his juices slowing all over you and then getting him to lick you dry, as clean as a whistle
Oh my lawl. 