Suri Cruise has long been the reigning child princess of spoiled luxury and a jewel was added to her crown when she allegedly put together a $100,000 Christmas list, but that jewel has just been snatched away by 8-second-old Blue Ivy Carter. B.I.C. won't even roll out of her crib for a pile of $100,000 gifts. B.I.C. ***** on $100,000. I mean that literally, because I'm sure her diapers are made of £50 notes.Britain's Star Magazine (via SS) says that Blue Ivy Carter is slobbering and barfing on the gaudiest **** Beyonce and Jay-Z's money can buy.
As the ATM tells you to **** off when you try to take $10 out (like me, you know which ATMs spit out tens) for lunch today, think about Blue Ivy Carter rocking on a tacky ass horse that costs more than your house before you bite on a live electrical wire. This is the list of Veruca Salt-approved **** that's in Blue Ivy Carter's life:
A Swarovski-studded high chair by Carla Monchen - $15,000
A Fantasy Posh Tots Coach Carriage Crib - $22,000
A gold handmade rocking horse by Ginza Tanaka - $600,000
A windmill playhouse - $30,000
A lucite crib - $35000
The source adds that Blue Ivy already has a designer wardrobe worth thousands and a diamond rattle from Tiffany & Co. Beyonce and Jay-Z also spent $350,000 on cloning Blue Ivy's Manhattan nursery in their other homes. The daughter of the 1% has been born!
We should probably stage an OCCUPY BLUE IVY'S NURSERY protest, but I think it's best that we instead use our energies on sending good thoughts (and our live savings) to Suri during this difficult time. Suri is wearing this season Chanel heels and Blue Ivy is wearing NEXT season someshiticantevenpronounce booties. Suri has a full-time personal hairstylist who lives in her bathroom and Blue Ivy has a weave garden of grown women who are each growing their hair out just for her. () Suri gets carried everywhere by humans since her feet are too precious to touch sidewalk and Blue Ivy is never going to even look at the sidewalk since she's going to travel around in a platinum-plated iHovercraft pod created by the late Steve Jobs. () What I'm trying to say is that SURI CRUISE IS POOR!!! We should pray.
Suri has a full-time personal hairstylist who lives in her bathroom and Blue Ivy has a weave garden of grown women who are each growing their hair out just for her
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I still got love for Suri but Blue is running **** now!
So much for raising their child to be humble :s
Damn, one of the main reasons I admire Beyonce is because she is such a hard worker, and has definitely earned the wealth she has, I thought she'd teach her children the value of a dollar rather than spoil them completely. Sure, she has the wealth, so why not a little, but wth a rocking horse worth more than someone's house!
So much for raising their child to be humble :s
Damn, one of the main reasons I admire Beyonce is because she is such a hard worker, and has definitely earned the wealth she has, I thought she'd teach her children the value of a dollar rather than spoil them completely. Sure, she has the wealth, so why not a little, but wth a rocking horse worth more than someone's house!
c'mon teach what? the kid is not even a week old.l dont think she can learn many things atm
) Suri gets carried everywhere by humans since her feet are too precious to touch sidewalk and Blue Ivy is never going to even look at the sidewalk since she's going to travel around in a platinum-plated iHovercraft pod created by the late Steve Jobs. (
) What I'm trying to say is that SURI CRUISE IS POOR!!! We should pray.
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