Simple. Post about a time you embarrassed yourself. Be appropriate please & this thread's been done so many times but oh well.

I got stuck in an elevator in my dorm room once and started banging the door. After like 2 minutes the door opened. I thought I was on my floor though so I ran out screaming and went to my friends door and started knocking on her door loudly and screaming "I almost died in the elevatoorrr". This random girl comes out and I realize im on the wrong floor and run embarrassingly to the stairs

I dance. I was walking to practice last week and I had to wear our official uniform because a photographer was coming. I had to wear black sweat pants with gray & red stripes on the side. They look hella tacky. I saw some cool kids from school as I was walking. They acknowledged me and then stared at my sweats. A mess.

I used to chew on my pen and in 6th grade once it exploded inside my mouth once in class

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I was walking to my class last semester in December and my water bottle completely spilled in my backpack and the complete back of my pants were soaked and me being stupid didn't notice till i i touched the back of my pants. I had to go the rest of the day wearing soaked jeans, some of my books were ruined, and at the beginning of class my teacher was calling people up to get their tests back. everyone saw, and everyone laughed.

... Times when I go to use public bathroom stalls and I forget to lock the door and somebody opens it. That's happened so mannny times.. fml

I went to the monsterball back in May. (it was awesome. My fave always delivers. ) so then the next day I was telling my friends how it went. I told them that for Love game she wore this plastic dress & That I could see her boobs.
Everybody heard me & I got stared at. Mess.

Then they started asking me if Gagas boobs were big, small ect.

sis

I've never fallen down stairs. That's not awkward enough. I trip up stairs.

I bet you liked that.

I make sure those stalls are locked TIGHT.

So one day i was in the park and i was eating a ice cream and i felt like something was in my head and I accidentally forgot i have an ice cream in my hand and then i have all my head covered of ice cream. Thanks God there was a bathroom near.

That happened to me once.
My damn grandma opened the door.

Come to think of it.

It was a formative experience

I accidently went into the girls bathroom instead of the boys and I walked in just as some girl was removing her tampon.

I'm very weak compared to many other boys my age. In dance, you need to be able to lift the girls. I've dropped a bitch so many times.

My most recent time was at a Costco store washroom. I thought I locked the door but turns out it didn't lock properly.. so I go to sit on the toilet and first thing some random adult walks right in. I almost wanted to die right there.

Another embarassing story about me, For the past few years I've been camping at this campground with the only shower access at a shower house. I was having a nice hot shower really calm when the door opens. Turns out I have a bad habit for not locking things and my dad's best friend walks in the shower and sees me buck $%# naked. It was quite awkward for the next encounters after that morning.

There's way too many that I just don't want to tell...

The most recent one, I was drinking a hot chocolate, except I forgot it was hot chocolate and I drank it super fast, of course it burned my mouth and I spat it out onto two people next to me I didn't know.