Yup. This is where you can post all of your awesomely awesome riddles and jokes and other miscellaneous mind tricks to see if anyone gets the correct answer to your awesomely awesome mindbenders. Whoever gets the correct answer first gets to post a new mindbender. Here we go!

I'll start:

A man walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. The bartender goes into the kitchen, grabs a gun, and points it at the man (who ordered a glass of water). The man says "Thank you" and walked out. Why?

Enjoy guessing!

He had the hiccups

Yes, he did.

Now, it is your turn to type up an awesomely awesome mindbender!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

A man was born in 1972 and died in 1923. How?
(Hint: He was not born in BC. He was born in AD.)

- To see the chicks.

- He was inspired by the movie "Chicken Run."

- To escape the cruel fate known as the $11.99 KFC Extra Crispy 20-piece Bucket.

- Jessica Simpson's answer: "Why would he be on a road? I thought chickens lived in the ocean?"

- Because the chicken is suicidal, especially after knowing the only chicken he has been laid by in his lifetime was his Mom.

He went back in time?

He was reincarnated?

Neither one of you are right.

(Here's Another Hint: Think about where you COULD be born.)

*Lightbulb*

1923 is the room/place # he was born in.

EDIT: DIED IN.

The chicken crossed the road because he f‘cking felt like it.

Well, he died there, but yeah...

How can you make thirty cents using two american coins if one of them is not a nickle

I know, but I won't answer. Shade knows I know this.

You could buy something for 20 cents with 2 quarters. :P

Nope.

It's really not that hard. Think of what Shade said. Read the riddle CAREFULLY!

*Another Lightbulb*

> : )

A nickle and a quarter.

"if ONE of them is NOT A NICKLE"

I know. I was quoting what Shade typed.

Trust me, I no how two spel. Im noht thaht stuped. Jezuz wiel. I kan soh kieck yo buht ona spheling tesst. Juzt bi glahd were noht on ESPM aht da Natiohnul Spheling bea! Youd loose. hahahahaha.


Okey dokey, I did 2 in a row, somebody else solve one.

OK, I got one:

A woman shoots her husband, then holds him under the water for over 5 minutes, then she hangs him. 3 minutes later they go out to eat together... how can this be?