Something that will make people fight. That's the best way.

OK I will give you a tip
Start a thread with the title "Why has Rihanna eclipsed Beyonce in everything?".
This thread will be a #1 hit.

If you want to have a hit thread, do it naturally. Do not force it by making 5-10 threads a day about something stupid because others in here are going to label you an attention ***** or a try hard.

or parched or dry or thristy or a dehydrated-ass bitch.

something about GaGa will be enough