I use mozilla firefox too but that close tabs thing can be a bitch so i usually have two windows open, my **** window and another one incase someone walks in , its the perfect plan
It's not perfect...when you are getting a heart attack and you have 4 seconds to click the right button
I am used to Chrome but I watch **** on Mozilla because I don't know how to remove the **** sites from the url bar (they are still there even when I remove history).
That's why I only do it when i'm 100% sure that my parents are gone and won't come back anytime soon.
EXACTLY!! or whenever they are asleep, i usually also put one of my headphones in so i can hear if anyone is getting up with the other ear so i can turn off the screen or make a diversion
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Originally posted by Sexy Boy
I even jack off when my dad is at home...He never caught me yet
One time, Me, my dad, my mom and my sister were sitting in the living room.
and my Dad was on his laptop, and apparently he was watching **** and forgot to turn the volume off and it was on Maximum and I just sat their awkwardly pretending I wasn't hearing anything until he figured out how to close it. It was so awkward.
My dad caught me last night in the middle of the living room naked, watching 5 guys gangbanging this African bitch. I had headphones on and didnt hear him
One time, Me, my dad, my mom and my sister were sitting in the living room.
and my Dad was on his laptop, and apparently he was watching **** and forgot to turn the volume off and it was on Maximum and I just sat their awkwardly pretending I wasn't hearing anything until he figured out how to close it. It was so awkward.
One time, Me, my dad, my mom and my sister were sitting in the living room.
and my Dad was on his laptop, and apparently he was watching **** and forgot to turn the volume off and it was on Maximum and I just sat their awkwardly pretending I wasn't hearing anything until he figured out how to close it. It was so awkward.
My dad has the nerve to talk to me and say its alright to masturbate and that its natural, but that I need to be a little bit more careful and do it in my own room. That bitch knows full well that my bro ****s his bitches on the kitchen table, and he thinks I dont know what HE doing in his bedroom at night when he brings the latop in.
Bitch I notcied the lotion bottle from the bathroom is gone!!! Where it at?
I know right! at first I was like am I hearing what I think I'm hearing, and then when I noticed where it was coming from I was like OMG! and pretended I didn't hear anything
One time, Me, my dad, my mom and my sister were sitting in the living room.
and my Dad was on his laptop, and apparently he was watching **** and forgot to turn the volume off and it was on Maximum and I just sat their awkwardly pretending I wasn't hearing anything until he figured out how to close it. It was so awkward.
Santaus is gonna be salty when he sees he missed this convo. We all know THAT bitch got some wankin off stories to tell all the horny ****s in here. Probably all fake though.
One time, Me, my dad, my mom and my sister were sitting in the living room.
and my Dad was on his laptop, and apparently he was watching **** and forgot to turn the volume off and it was on Maximum and I just sat their awkwardly pretending I wasn't hearing anything until he figured out how to close it. It was so awkward.
My dad has the nerve to talk to me and say its alright to masturbate and that its natural, but that I need to be a little bit more careful and do it in my own room. That bitch knows full well that my bro ****s his bitches on the kitchen table, and he thinks I dont know what HE doing in his bedroom at night when he brings the latop in.
Bitch I notcied the lotion bottle from the bathroom is gone!!! Where it at?
I'd never
I make sure he is watching TV or something. He rarely goes into my room.
am I hearing what I think I'm hearing, and then when I noticed where it was coming from I was like OMG! and pretended I didn't hear anything 