HOW EXHILARATING!
#50 - Britney Spears - Don't Let Me Be The Last To Know
Who is Responsible?! - IDK, I guess I blame her mother. I mean, someone has to be responsible for this disaster, and it might as well be the women who squeezed Britney out of her vagina!
Okay, so there was Whitney Houston with "I Will Always Love You." There was Mariah Carey with "Hero." There was Celine Dion with "All By Myself." There was Christina Aguilera with "I Turn To You." And then...... And then there was Britney with...... with "Don't Let me be the Last to Know?"
Aside from it's bizarre title, this horrid excuse for a ballad had nearly everything going wrong for it. First off, those god awful lyrics, which I will now recite courtesy of
www.lyrics.com...
"
Your body language says so much
Yeah, I feel it in the way you touch
But till you say the words it's not enough
C'mon and tell me you're in love, please
... C'mon baby, c'mon darling, ooh yeah
C'mon, let me be the one
C'mon now, oh yeah "
!!! Need I say more? I mean, with desparate lyrics like that, no wonder she attracts guys like Kevin Federline, and that other peice of trailor trash that she got hitched to for like 12 hours. Oh, and don't even get me started on that voice!.. She literally sounds like a cat that just got electrocuted. But I guess i'll stop there, as Britney will appear a few times on this countdown, and I want to save some for later
The punishment for recording this trash?! - that E.T looking kid of hers will be taking away from her and sold to the highest bidder on EBAY!
